mushroom tattoo

A mark made by a wild and violent whipping/smacking of the male genitalia on another's body part, preferably tha face.

I'm going to give that bitch a mushroom tattoo.

by Michael Pur September 30, 2005

mushroom tat

A bruised imprint from the head of a circumcised penis. Generally applied via a violent whipping of an erect penis against the face of the offending party.

She was a raker so I had to give her a mushroom tat.

by Knuckles92 January 2, 2008

Shitake Mushroom

1. A japanese mushroom

2. A substitute to the S word when teachers are around

Person 1: OMG i accidently stabbed you

Person 2: Shiiiii (teacher walks by) shitake mushroom

by Naan & Laur September 4, 2005

shit ache mushrooms

what people say when they're too dumb to know that its pronounced SHITAHKEY

jesus christ you people are stupid

leigh says: THIS RECIPE NEEDS SOME SHIT ACHE MUSHROOMS. DO WE HAVE ANY OF THOSE!?!?!
adrienne: no dumbass.
carley: HAHAHAH what?

by Ladrey January 15, 2006

mushroom roulette

n. exhilarating game played by picking and eating fungi in the forest; will it be tasty or will it be deadly?

I can't feel my eyeballs and I'm vomiting blood.

Ahh. I'm guessing you've been playing mushroom roulette ... and you're losing.

by gnostic1 August 4, 2011

Mushroomhead

A kickass band from Cleveland that sounds nothing like Slipknot even though they wear masks. Slipknot ripped off Mushroomhead's live act, but Mushroomhead is clearly the better band. Mudvayne is better than Slipknot too.

I went to the Mushroomhead concert in NYC and kicked the shit out of this fucktard in the moshpit.

by Wyatt b quiet November 24, 2003

mushroom thump

The act of wacking someone in the face or eye with a penis.

That chick got mushroom thumped so hard it left a permanent scar!

by poopster February 12, 2003