mumblespank

When you spank spank your “mumble” or to, mumble while spanking “it”

Man 1: What are you are you about to do bro?
Man 2: Im about to Mumblespank

by Wishmynamewasdonniedarko February 8, 2025

Mumblion

A caring and loving mother who bumbles around the place trying to do too many jobs at once

Nat (the wife) - stop being such a mumblion and just focus on doing the dishes!

by Gorby's Dad February 14, 2025

Mumbly biter

A person who farts in the bathtub and bites the bubbles. See also bubble biter

Dude, stop being a halfwit mumbly biter.

by GravediggerShine March 25, 2025

Mumbletoning

Word: mumbletoning
(verb)
Definition: The act of mumbling along to the melody of a song when you don’t know—or can’t remember—the lyrics, but still want to join in.
Example:
"She was totally mumbletoning her way through that 90s ballad, and it was glorious."

Origin:
The word mumbletoning was coined in 1999 by Gemsgems during a hilariously hazy drive to her Saturday job at Miss Selfridge. Hungover and half-functioning, she found herself making vague, tuneful noises to a song by The Corrs. When her college mate asked what on earth she was doing, she blurted out, "I’m mumbletoning!"—and just like that, a word was born. It’s been part of her vocabulary (and her hangovers) ever since.

#mumbletoning = mumbling to the tone of a song when you don’t know the lyrics 🎶

by Gemgems April 11, 2025

Mumbledong

Someone who is extremely dumb

That dude over there yea he is a mumbledong

by dASNIJK September 21, 2025

Scrooge mumble

(Noun) An indistinct utterance used in public places to repel people asking for money. Delivered in a polite and apologetic tone, but without eye contact or any intelligible words that could be used as the basis for a conversation.

A homeless guy hit me up just as I got to the front door of the restaurant, but I warded him off with a Scrooge mumble and ducked inside safely, wallet intact.

by The Working Dead October 8, 2016

organized mumbling

When you mumble in an organized major, mumble rap

*trys to sing but just mumbles words*
Dude chill you're just organized mumbling

by Daddylooo June 4, 2018