muddy neck

When a girl deep throats you after doing anal sex.

She had a muddy neck from her drunken adventures last night, you could smell it on her breath.

by rhiku117 February 20, 2015

Muddy Butterfly

When scissoring with your partner, you simply tap your bholes together. Much like an Eskimo kiss, just with your bholes.

"Hey baby, instead of going ATM, let's just muddy butterfly."

by Kittymiaomiao September 30, 2015

muddy reindeer

Muddy reindeer - verb
Muddy reindeer must be performed with a white partner but it is the action of performing anal with someone who has diarrhea then pulling out to then push the head of your penis pressing the poop into their back to make it look like muddy reindeer tracks in deep snow.

Man I took Cynthia home and gave her the muddy reindeer last night, best and worst night ever!

by Dumbderk December 17, 2016

Muddy Matthew

The same concept as the "wet willy," except instead of sticking the finger in their mouth, the attacker first sticks their finger in their bum

"I was sitting in my room the other day when I thought my brother gave me a wet willy. It was only after i smelled something putrid did I realize that it was really a Muddy Matthew"

by Muddy Matthew April 1, 2016

Muddy Portal

When one person defecates into their partners anus and they proceed to shit it back into the original members anus. This resembles a brown portal from the classic game, portal. This can go on for days, minutes, hours, really just as long as you keep shitting

Ben made sure to feast on Taco Bell at lunch night because he was going to attempt the Muddy Portal with his girlfriend tonight!

by Shippy69 November 27, 2019

Muddy Monkey

The sexual act of shitting in a community pot, (can involve multiple people), and covering ones self in it. Then they throw shit out of the community pot at one another to pick a mate. Then they have intercourse, no matter what gender.

Yo me and my friends did the muddy monkey last night, that shit was wicked

by GalvanizedBoyToy October 14, 2019

Muddy Snowball

When two men are doing anal and the top pulls out, cumming on the bottom’s balls.

I wished I cleaned myself better because that bastard muddy snowballed me and now my sheets are stained with shit and cum.

by Dr. NerdDare May 18, 2018