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mud viper

one those huge single piece shits. that doesnt break and wraps arround the toilet bowl.
dude, ill give five you bucks if you check out that mud viper i just put in the toilet
by slanski March 19, 2008
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MUD PACK

It's what happens when you get your asshole invaded.
If you got fucked in your ass then you got your mud packed. The person that hit you in your shitter spitter is a mud packer.
by BIG V AKA VOODOO November 12, 2007
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Mud Butt

The feeling of moist, itchy, clay-like fecal matter which remains in your anal cavity after sub-par wiping is the result of one having an extremely messy bowel movement and spending four to six hours perfroming physical activity in moderate to extreme heat. The aforementioned condition may or may not result in the dragging of ones bare anus on a coarse surface such as a carpet or snadpaper.
Jesus Christ, I took a massive shit before helping you move and spent my day scratching my mud butt.
by Joe mosler September 23, 2009
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Mud dragon

I just laid a mud dragon in your bathroom
by Tony DANZA February 24, 2015
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Mud money

Money earned in the concrete industry
Rise and shine, gotta make some mud money today.
by Concrete_Syndicate January 13, 2019
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Mud Midget

After having anal sex and ejaculating inside the anal cavity, the mixture of semen and faecal matter in combination with a limp penis.
I had a mud midget after having anal sex with my girlfriend.
by Shirtman22 February 18, 2020
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Mud Rudder

Similar to motor-boating, mud ruddering involves grasping each side of the buttocks, gently spreading the cheeks and placing one's face on the poop shoot; then shaking the head back and forth as if saying "no" while proceeding to make a motorboat sound. Essentially, the buttock cleavage equivalent to motorboating. Unlike motorboating, mud ruddering makes no sex distinction, as you can mud rudder anyone who has buttocks.
Johnny saw that Sally's breasts were quite small, so he decided to mud rudder the hell out of her.
by Scotty By Nature December 16, 2011
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