mud viper

one those huge single piece shits. that doesnt break and wraps arround the toilet bowl.

dude, ill give five you bucks if you check out that mud viper i just put in the toilet

by slanski March 19, 2008

Mud Clap

When someone contracts the common STI chlamydia in their rectum, often causing rectal pain, bleeding, and/or discharge. In women it can often spread from the vagina into the anus.

Hey Liam, did you hear Olivia got the Mud Clap. She caught it at Kai's party.

by Fuck_you_liam April 23, 2022

Mud Butt

The feeling of moist, itchy, clay-like fecal matter which remains in your anal cavity after sub-par wiping is the result of one having an extremely messy bowel movement and spending four to six hours perfroming physical activity in moderate to extreme heat. The aforementioned condition may or may not result in the dragging of ones bare anus on a coarse surface such as a carpet or snadpaper.

Jesus Christ, I took a massive shit before helping you move and spent my day scratching my mud butt.

by Joe mosler September 23, 2009

Mud pusher

Some one that Does homosexual things

Justin is a mud pusher he snapped tony a pic with his shirt of with a kissy face

by Leak Leak 🐊🏖 March 14, 2017

mud pud

A sloppy, loose, dirty, smelly pussy

Natalie has the biggest mud puddle.

by Mrsoliz October 12, 2017

Mud People

A hardcore white supremacist term for all non-European descent people. Especially darker skinned people.

I’m not dealing with any Mexicans. Their mud people

by Sicilian Cowboy July 6, 2023

mud facial

when you pin someone down and shit on their face

jake made me so mf angry so i gave him a mud facial

by imasniffer July 8, 2019