slimy montana

a man and woman are on the top bunk of a bunk bed as their friend is on the bottom bunk. While their friend is asleep the male penetrates the female (intercourse). Before the male finishes he climbs down to the floor and finishes in his friends face. Sort of like Brokeback Mountain, hence Slimy Montana.

Sal and Emily are on the top bunk as Jimmy is asleep.
Sal gets very aroused and pulls out before giving Emily a cream pie.
Jimmy gets it in the face when Sal gives him a slimy Montana

by mountainman13 December 11, 2013

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Full Montana

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To completely and utterly go full slut/retard in the worst way possible.

Guy 1: "dude, so she just tripped over that chair and everyone was laughing at her and she couldn't come up with anything smart so she just flashed everyone"
Guy 2: "god damn, blondes these days."
Guy 1: "she went full Montana

by Skankbag4423 October 19, 2013

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Moaning montana

The act of drilling a hole into a mountain side and putting a Fleshlight into it and fucking it.

"I committed moaning montana on mount everest"

by THCrusaider December 25, 2022

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montana golana

a complete and uter hobo that derserves to be lonley in life and wonder where she/he went wrong. they are usually found in your boyfriends bed or in a food outlet. they usually dress provoctivally and will lie about most things. montana golana's will try and take your boyfriend away and act innocent and probs wont even get with them it is just to be an anoying self centred bit*h

person A: omg why did you split up with your boyfriend

person b: i dont know it was probs a montana golana

montana golana: smiles and walks away

by kit girl raww November 7, 2020

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