holy cow monkeys

An alternative to cursing.

Holy cow monkeys, did you see that!?!?!

by spacedinosaur July 19, 2011

monkeys tit

A foolish person, a clot or modern day village idiot.

"Oh Frank, what have you done now you monkeys tit?" As he bangs his head on yet another doorframe...

by Mr Frank Spencer August 22, 2008

Arctic Monkeys

Some band that hipsters pretend to like just to sound cool

Hipster: Hey do you listen to the Arctic Monkeys?
Random guy: who the f*ck are the arctic monkeys?

by Jnjyfbkinbfdxgikngrxvhjjn May 13, 2015

By the way my name is Bob. My favorite animals are spider monkeys. I was born on Mars.

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by not found [Error 404] July 19, 2009

monkers

man honkers. when a male is very fat and appears to have man honkers or monkers.

Johnny: HAHAHA check out that fatass over there.
Joe: I KNOW, you can see his monkers from hear!
Johnny: No shit sherlock, they're only like triple d's.

by gorillaguy987 May 26, 2009

12 monkeys

Slang (offensive) : a dozen americans.

Q : Hey, do you think there were even 12 monkeys who understood the film "12 monkeys"
A : No.

by lex November 25, 2004

arctic monkeys

A decent Band, with good musicains,ok songs, and sour sounding lyrics, they are quite good, but heavly over rated, there nothing that new, to music, yet everyone seems to beleive so, its just melodic indie\garage, with sheffield accents and spots,also drink fosters, honestly who drinks fosters anyway.

NME-"the arctic monkeys are the best thing to happen to music since the smiths, or the beatles"
Me-"just no"
NME-"but.."
Me-"no"

by Andrew Ricardo May 27, 2006