Mongolian Flickgooning

The process of hiring a Mongolian little person to give you an Alligator Reacharound.
Hey bud, can we go back to my place and do some Mongolian Flickgooning
by Witerwally A Genius October 25, 2024
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mongolian firebird

a sex position in which a woman does a hand stand and splits at the same time and the man gets a running start and jumps on top of her thrusting inside and balancing himself out on top of her.
Friend: What your favorite sex position?
You: Mongolian Firebird of course!
Friend: There's no way you could actually pull that off!
by Patient Xero April 16, 2016
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Mongolian Winter

An instance of regional snow and cold weather during a later season than conventionally expected of the area.

Used similarly to the term ‘Indian Summer’.
Ben: “Wow did you see all the snow this morning!? February was weeks ago!”
Jimba: “Must be having a Mongolian winter this year!”
by Twattock March 08, 2023
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Mongolian winter

A period of an unseasonably cold spring, similar to an Indian Summer.
Snowing in April? We are having a Mongolian winter
by jonjonson28 March 08, 2023
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Mongolian liposuction

The act of fisting your partner(when they have not wiped) to the point where there asshole prolapses, then you wrap your mouth round the prolapsed asshole and suck the shit out, you then have the option to regurgitate the shit and french kiss it into your partners mouth.
“Hey would you like to help me remove this blockage in my stomach with a Mongolian liposuction?”
by Gregory Finkleworth July 28, 2024
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Mongolian Flush

taking a laxative and using a basketball to create a large cavity in the rear hole. then proceeding to use a jet wash to flush them out.
‘whys the floor so wet?’
Paul got a mongolian flush.”
by cocklovingplumber72 January 26, 2025
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Mongolian centipede

an sexual act where you stick your penis in a partners foreskin while another person has a dick in there ass forming a centipede form
I just gave my entire bloodline a Mongolian centipede
by THESKINIGGERDNJNS July 27, 2024
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