Mongolian Foreskin Lengthening : An ancient Mongolian technique used for pleasure OR as a battle tool to help act as a human lasso to detain their enemies; This is performed by gathering as much skin as possible and tying it with a string in which is pulled for three hours each day for two weeks; Modern day people may perform this to use as a noose or a waist band.
Mongolians: Good thing we used our Mongolian Foreskin Lengthening, we captured 500 men!
Modern: Did you hear the news? An 8 year old boy used the Mongolian Foreskin Lengthening to kill himself. How tragic.
Modern: Did you hear the news? An 8 year old boy used the Mongolian Foreskin Lengthening to kill himself. How tragic.
by Footjober February 16, 2025
Get the Mongolian Foreskin Lengtheningmug. A hybrid strain of Marijuana. Its identifying traits are bright green buds, somewhat dense, and a pungent fruity smell.
by underlinevanity January 29, 2019
Get the Mongolian Sunrisemug. A Mongolian Snooker Cue is an intense manoeuvre applied in the bedroom during sexual intercourse.
It is performed by cumming all over your partner's phone, dialing the police and then rapidly shoving the phone inside your partner's vagina. Once you have inserted the phone into your partner you procede to Knock them clean out with a cheeky right hook, then take a shit all over their pillows and flea the scene.
It is performed by cumming all over your partner's phone, dialing the police and then rapidly shoving the phone inside your partner's vagina. Once you have inserted the phone into your partner you procede to Knock them clean out with a cheeky right hook, then take a shit all over their pillows and flea the scene.
Oh my goodness it appears somebody has Mongolian Snooker Cued my poor sister
Are you ok after being Mongolian Snooker Cued mother?
Are you ok after being Mongolian Snooker Cued mother?
by Dorgo_is_skinny69 July 29, 2021
Get the Mongolian Snooker Cuemug. The comandante told us to push at least three kilos of that Mongolian Mozzarella through the border.
by Cokaaayeeena August 7, 2020
Get the Mongolian Mozzarellamug. by Servo March 27, 2015
Get the mongolian stylemug. The act of mixing whole milk with gelatin and kangaroo semen, boiling it, then using it like Play-Doh, or as anal lubricant.
"Hey man, I heard that my friend Luke just opened his Mongolian Milk Sauce factory"
"OH wooow I love Mongolian Milk Sauce mmm yummy yummy"
"OH wooow I love Mongolian Milk Sauce mmm yummy yummy"
by Upamonaco August 22, 2024
Get the Mongolian Milk Saucemug. To "Mongolian TipToe" is to tip toe, but without the bending of the toes. Making them land fully horozontally on the ground.
by Voltical July 8, 2024
Get the Mongolian TipToemug.