schmuck mitten

a mitten for your schmuck. derr!

"that britney is such a schmuck mitten."
"damn straight!"

by schmuckmittennnn February 24, 2008

Mittens

When you poop in your hand and shape it into a mitten and give someone a handjob.

I cant believe that bitch gave me a mittens.

by Philosophically March 27, 2011

nifty mittens

It's when your mother and your father go and have sex on the hood of the truck

Mom and Dad did some nifty mittens last night.

by Big Bob7477 October 29, 2013

mitten queen

a homosexual male who derives special satisfaction from masturbating others

Dude!! Why is Ira grabbing for my nuts!?
Cuz the monkey whore is a mitten queen, that's why, I think he has SPS too.

by Blake November 12, 2002

Squish Mitten

A smoke-bench-dwelling, man-whoring slut with low self-esteem and a neverending supply of cigarettes

This is Squish Mitten, my retarded cousin.

by Xeppo May 29, 2007

mitten

The act of "wearing" your bird like a mitten.

Specifically, thumb in the bullseye and digits up the furry cup

Man: fancy a mitten?
Woman: lets rock!

by dogga January 7, 2006

mitten fuck

When the woman your with has to wear mittens in order to keep you from being scatched all to hell

The gal i met at the bar last night was a real mitten fuck, i thought i was gonna have to get stitches when the night was over

by mitman August 5, 2007