putting on mittens

The internet equivalent of biting one's tongue.

My boss's email was so infuriating that I wanted to reply to all pointing out his hypocrisy. But I need the job, so I ended up putting on mittens and just let it go.

by Xenos Aegletes October 7, 2012

yumekos.personal.mittens

my fav tik tok moot who i wish i knew irl, love you bae 🙄🙄💞💞💞

person #1: i want to date yumekos.personal.mittens <33

person #2 : too bad they already belong to yumekosbiitch :///

by yumekosbiitchass October 25, 2020

Mutten Strut

To walk tall. Act tough

Guys at the gym who puff there chest out. "Look at that guy walking with his mutten strut''.

by Kneppdamacher January 18, 2011

Mutten Dagger

Slang term for cock, penis, fleshy ram rod, meaty mass, schlong

Take your Mutten Dagger and pound my juicy cunt

by Tabasco Spitty March 30, 2011

Mittello

a little piece of fucking lard

Ew looks it’s that fat little piece of shit mittello

by ZeroFujiwara October 12, 2019

Mittben

En hårfrisyr gjord för personer som öppet vill visa sin homosexualitet, personer med mittben beskrivs ofta som en skandinavisk papperskorg

Person med mittben: jag har bästa frisyren
Finländare: Ruotsi perkele!
Person med mittben: tyst finlandsjävel
Finländare: Ruotsi homo! Ruotsi homo!
Norrmän: inte godkjent

by Albinated September 13, 2020

mitter-titters

when your titters get so cold you have to give them mitters (also known as mittens)

Gigi: man, it's sure cold out here, i'm freezing my tits off

Sam: dude, you need to get yoself a pair of mitter-titters

by eatmyfupa December 26, 2021