mitten

TO MITTEN: To "hit", "tap", "bang", "get caught in filgrante dilecto with", or otherwise have sexual relations with in hopes of resulting in procreation.

"I'd mitten dat"

"I'd mitten him senseless"

by Mitten Bird March 14, 2008

pink mittens

Inserting both hands into the vaginas of two women at once, so they act like mittens for your fists. Similar to double-fisting.

Wow... those two sisters were total sluts! I even got to get myself a pair of pink mittens last night!

by danconia May 4, 2011

mittenized

Just had mind blowen orgasmic sex with a sexy guy named mittens

She got mittenized last night

by mittens17 December 2, 2014

Double snow filled mittens

The act of two guys scissoring with the tips of their penis' inside the other's anus and simultaneously ejaculating

T-dot and Branduski were overwhelmed with joy after creating double snow filled mittens

by Branduski/T-Dot June 7, 2018

mittens

a protecter for your hands when you are cooking

you are baking it is done you open it with your mittens

by animefanlo September 26, 2021

Mittens

A way to say something is cool. Mittens are freakin cool, who doesn’t like mittens.

That shot is mittens dude 🔥
Yooo those tones are mittens 😍
My guy ! That reflection !! MEGA MITTENS 🧤

by Mittensmike January 23, 2021

Goose mittens

The rear pockets on a pair of pants or shorts where a partner may keep their hands for goosing.

She loves rocking goose mittens in the winter... I love it more.

by Snelp December 8, 2017