Rear View Mirror Poop

When you are getting ready to sit on the toilet and find that as you hit the seat your pooping, and you are done in just a few seconds.

Fred: Leaves the bathroom.
John: Dude that was fast!
Fred: Yeah it was a rear view mirror poop.
John: Whats that mean?
Fred: Objects are closer then they appear!

by taran8tor1412 April 28, 2008

Oohay mirror elgoog software

A place where you can find great products that have nothing to do with what it says your downloading.

I got that solar wind detector from the oohay mirror elgoog software

by douk January 30, 2020

The Moravitz ( AKA : Old Man In The Mirror )

Get ready for the Moravitz!!! Lay a vanity mirror on the floor, straddle ass naked and rub a mean one out while starring at your own butt hole.

After a night of no Ass decided to go home and give myself The Moravitz ( AKA : Old Man In The Mirror )!
"The Moravitz puts the ASS in Masterbating!!!"

by GLiTcHflux August 31, 2006

girls who send mirror pics

Girls who take mirror pics are ususally fine asf and need some dick

ome she’s a girls who send mirror pics she must need some dick

by Desmond5 May 1, 2022

knock knock. who's there? a mirror. i am lonely. :(

an asdfmovie animation about a guy who tells himself a knock-knock joke while looking at a mirror then claims he is lonely.

asdfmovieguy: knock knock. who's there? a mirror. i am lonely. :(

by the everybody do the flop guy September 25, 2020

Mirror

When you feel the exact same about everything someone just said about you. Rather than repeating it back, put your hand up in a high five position and say “mirror” (symbolically saying all the same things back to the person who said them).

Person 1: You are so funny, and fun.

Person 2: Mirror *high five* (subcontext: you too!)

by susieundertheriver November 30, 2023

Targeted Harassment that mirrors the delusions of reference

Is what I actually said, though, it doesn't even take that much to justify killing any of you.

Hym "But the targeted harassment that mirrors the delusions of reference that violates both harassment law and likely school bullying policies and sometimes stallking laws and/or violates the privacy act of 1974. But yes. I would gladly murder your kids over it and CLEARLY other people agree. AND! AND... We're winning the war on weaponized schizophrenia at a ratio of 10 to 1. So, yeah. Entirely avoidable child death. Caused deliberately by YouTube internet pundits whose lives need to end as quickly a humanly possible."

by Hym Iam February 18, 2025