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Montana Mirror 

A large mirror attached to the side of a computer monitor. In states other than Montana, the mirror is used to know when someone is entering your cubicle or office. In these cases it would just be known as a mirror.

In Montana, the mirror is used for anal intrusion detection, because when you are in Montana you are always watching your back.
"My Montana Mirror saved my ass again last night on 2nd shift. I looked up and saw the janitor whipping it out behind me just in time. "

"Damn man, get outa my Montana Mirror you fag! I'm not a sheep. Get that Montana Stick outa my cubicle! I'm calling security."
Montana Mirror by Dag Mango May 5, 2013

White Mirror 

Gemvvi: take off your jacket
Carlos: white mirror
White Mirror by CrownAmb January 20, 2021

Smash the Mirror 

Idiomatic expression; English.

Definition: When someone says something and once it's heard, it breaks your preconceived notion - e.g. you can never "unsee" or "unthink" it. When someone "smashes the mirror" you can see something for what it is or think about something in a new way counterintuitive to the previous way of thinking.
1. In HIMYM Ted meets a previous ex-girlfriend who talked so much, she ended up with a deaf husband. He then signed, 'Boy, she sure does talk a lot, doesn't she?' Thus you smash the mirror.

2. "Have you ever noticed the negative space in FEDEX makes an arrow?"
"Dude you just smashed the mirror for me."
Smash the Mirror by kayleefirefly February 22, 2015

Black Mirror 

To 'black mirror' someone - is to block/'mute' them across all possible contact and social channels (e.g. Facebook, email, phone, text, blogs, etc.) and delete any evidence of a prior relationship either party- as per the Black Mirror 2014 Christmas Special. Well harsh.
Friend - "Has she been out a lot since you guys broke up?"
Victim - "No idea mate - she totally black mirrored me."
Black Mirror by Rayray*** March 19, 2015

vagina-mirror 

your boyfriend fancies himself so much, he's never noticed your love heart shape bikin-waxing for valentines lmao!
the only way to get him down on ya is if you fix a mirror to it!
Chic A:"OOOOh i had a good night last night when *insert name* come round!"
Chic B: "Wot? he finally wnet down on ya?"
Chic A: "Yeah and all it took was one of those little hand mirrors fixed to my ...."
vagina-mirror by Trinkbar_Trina March 29, 2005

Rear View Mirror Poop 

When you are getting ready to sit on the toilet and find that as you hit the seat your pooping, and you are done in just a few seconds.
Fred: Leaves the bathroom.
John: Dude that was fast!
Fred: Yeah it was a rear view mirror poop.
John: Whats that mean?
Fred: Objects are closer then they appear!