jack off mentor

A jack off mentor is a guy, usually older, who teaches you how to have a cumgasm by beating your meat.

My favorite cousin, my jack off mentor, who is two years older than me, taught me now to beat my meat! I couldn't cum, but it felt good!

by USAF Cadet October 12, 2020

Lake Milton

A place that resembles hell in Ohio. There is no food close and the lake smells like ass. If you drive by this place stay away and if you live there you should just leave, or kill yourself if it isnt too late.

As we entered lake milton the boy jumped out of the car and stabed himself

by Sweet john 69 July 9, 2011

midtown boys

a gang in midtown omaha consisting of, micheal m, andrew f, ben w, james p, daniel p, eddie p, josh m, andrew h, matt s, nick s, and david c.

midtown boys screwwed over your house

by 12 gage August 30, 2004

Milton Mum

Lorne Jane wearing type A personality, Land Rover driving, opinionated mother of a child at Milton Public School. Usually flouncing around at the front gate expressing their inflated self worth and opinions and spreader of malicious gossip.

She's such a control freakish bitch .... such a Milton Mum

by notTrent900 December 13, 2014

Miftode

To be a complete fuck up at your own job.

Jonny is a total miftode

by Pooochala July 25, 2016

mindofline

mindofline is a very wonderful gal i love her very much she’s great and the best mutual ever

have you heard of mindofline?
of course i’ve heard of her who hasn’t she’s great isn’t she!

by lillshitty June 14, 2021

Bobby Mantoe

A guy wearing shorts or pants that or so tight that you see an outline of his penis.

Dude did you that guys pants? He was showing some serious bobby mantoe

by Rustolla November 4, 2009