minecraft 

minecraft is a game that has been giving us that feeling of overdosing on crack since day 1.the last time i overdosed on crack was with the bois in shack on april 20.

make a wish kid:Mommmm! can I get minecraft?
mom:shut the fuck up you ebola looking fuck!!
make a wish kid:alright i'll just play mincraft lite...
mom:damn right you fucking bitch that aint nuttin but a faggot that doesnt know wut weed is!

minecraft by fortniteisgey June 10, 2019

minecraft 

a game who is better than fortnite

person 1: do you like minecraft, ugh
person 2: Omae wa mou shindeiru
person 1: nani

minecraft by bruh boy INC June 22, 2019

Minecraft 

Minecraft good Fortnite bad

Overlord: Hey guys... Minecraft!!

Primitive underlings: Ooga Booga!

Minecraft by Cartography, the wise May 18, 2019

Minecraft 

A game that is basically a survival game but with creative and blocky graphics

Minecraft is the best game ever, it's better than fortnite

Minecraft by Afellowgamer July 8, 2019

Minecraft 

A kick ass game that is very epic

retard : Minecraft sucks
epic gamer : no u
retard : dies

Minecraft by some random pers0n August 5, 2019

minecraft 

some good shit (weed)

hey kyle pass the minecraft

minecraft by yeetieskeetie August 30, 2019

Minecraft 

This is where you get girl friend from and get booty time but just to find out it is your uncle

dang I found out my Minecraft girl is me uncle

Minecraft by doctor oofy oof September 13, 2019