A small town in between Mississauga and Oakville. More commonly known as Ontario's "hick" or "farm" town, Milton is famous for it's vast fields of emptiness. Hobbies include cow - tipping, pig roasts, and mill pond - cholls. It's also a bit of a romper town. Can't forget to mention our notorious gang ... MTBS! (mil-town-boys)
Chill spots - the skatepark, any coffee place or gym, mill pond, africa, etc..
Chill spots - the skatepark, any coffee place or gym, mill pond, africa, etc..
MTB#1: howdy partner . whats the word for tonight in Milton?
MTB#2: oh garn dolly im not too sure. probably riding my horse down to the good ol' pond and scoppin me out some fish to feed my family through the winter
MTB#2: oh garn dolly im not too sure. probably riding my horse down to the good ol' pond and scoppin me out some fish to feed my family through the winter
by Sarah-Ann Bobby Joe July 29, 2009
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Signs she's from Midlo:
1. facebook "chats" you, often saying "hey you're really hot"
2. responds to you doing #1 to her
3. doesn't know you well but because you said she's pretty she gives you her numbers to "text her later"
4. sends you "pics" via phone or email
5. hits on you at the river
6. flirts persistently even if you have a gf
and so on
Signs she's from Midlo:
1. facebook "chats" you, often saying "hey you're really hot"
2. responds to you doing #1 to her
3. doesn't know you well but because you said she's pretty she gives you her numbers to "text her later"
4. sends you "pics" via phone or email
5. hits on you at the river
6. flirts persistently even if you have a gf
and so on
"yo man i fucked that chick insert female name last night"
"wait...dude. i did too"
"then she went back to her boyfriend's place"
"lol. must be from Midlo."
"ha she was. gotta love those Midlo Hos.
"wait...dude. i did too"
"then she went back to her boyfriend's place"
"lol. must be from Midlo."
"ha she was. gotta love those Midlo Hos.
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the center of kcmo, along with westport, which is full of art fags and punks. midtown is also the only place in kansas city where you can find house parties full of underage drinkers pouring into the street until 3 or 4 am.
"hey, where are you partying at these days?"
"midtown!"
"oh, that's lame."
"whatever, at least our parties don't get busted at 11pm, douche."
"midtown!"
"oh, that's lame."
"whatever, at least our parties don't get busted at 11pm, douche."
by ohballs October 14, 2008
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Get the Midstokke mug.Keith only burnt down the building after experiencing Miltonification when his boss moved him to the basement.
by Eageralto October 7, 2013
Get the miltonification mug.Midolob is a man who is funny & can be very charming when he wants to. He is dark & handsome, although not at all tall. He is intelligent in many ways & a genius with computers, great at math, but kinda sucks at spelling. He can be very philosophical. He has black curly hair & warm honey golden brown eyes.He is very warm & caring. He is very family-orientated. He is a great father, a wonderful husband & anyone would be lucky to have him in their life. Women swoon at his feet, but he just steps over them because he is veryfaithful & only has eyes for his wife. He definitely has a sensitive & sentimental side. He is kind of a geek, but in a good way. He can speak several languages fluently & is very talented. One of his favorite quotes is that "the most silent creature is often the deadliest" when he feels he is being taken advantage of. He is a great singer.He can be stubborn & bull-headed but yet he is a very calm, patient, & forgiving man. He is just one of the best people anyone can know. He is very much loved by all that meet him. There is so much more to write about this man, but time & space just do not permit the continuation of many words that would be sure to come.
I love Midolob.
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I love Midolob.
Computer having problems? Call Mehdi, he'll know what to do!
Woman 1: Oh my! Who is that handsome guy?!
Woman 2: Don't bother. He's married and completely faithful - believe me, I tried.
Woman 1: Why are all the good ones taken? Must be a Midolob.
Woman 2: Don't bother. He's married and completely faithful - believe me, I tried.
Woman 1: Why are all the good ones taken? Must be a Midolob.
by midolob February 25, 2017
Get the midolob mug.A term used in english football to describe a feeling of the highest satisfaction possible for a team when they are perfectly in the middle of their league table. At this point a team has no ambitions and no hope to finish into the top positions or to -qualify for european competitions. The team is also safe from being relegated which means that they do not have to take the rest of the season seriously at all as they have absolutely nothing to play for. At this stage the players are seen to 'slack off' as they enjoy the rest of the season by having nothing to play for apart from aiming for draws in their remaining games in order to maintain their midtable status.
James: Look how off the pace this Bournemouth side are. What is going on?
Bob: Who can blame them, they're in midtable heaven!
Bob: Who can blame them, they're in midtable heaven!
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