I luv MIDGET PORN and MIDGET PORN luvs me

This pretty well sum up my relationship with MIDGET PORN.

SHRINK: " ... and how does that make you feel?"

SHORTY (not my real name): "Well, I LUV MIDGET PORN AND MIDGET PORN LUVS ME."

SHRINK: " And how is that working for you?"

by Chengo Bolemongo October 6, 2006

chocolate midgets

those little chocolate midgets on the show "little chocolateers". they're obviously made of midget chocolate.

hey, look at those chocolate midgets over there. let's crack them open and steal all their midget chocolate.

by midgetfan101 April 26, 2010

midget wrestling

Typically two midgets wrestling.
Can vary from cage matches to mud wrestling
Typically the cutest damn type of wrestling you've ever seen.

Timmy went and saw two midget wrestling. He then proceded to hit himself with a hammer

by super leet March 16, 2009

midget fidget

when a midget fidgets her spinner

lol that midget is fidgeting her spinner like a faggot
stupid midget fidget

by yessboiii July 18, 2017

brooklyn midget

A sex move. When you are having sex with a girl doggie style in front of an open window at least 2 stories up, when you finish inside the girl you throw her out the window.

Dan gave that girl the Brooklyn midget and she hasn't called him back

by NickWrth December 24, 2008

midget pirates

A fearsome group of miniature men, known for gutting many and leaving few alive. They were last seen heading for the Sandwich Isles to pillage the giant ham farm, although some say Captain Hampton beat them to it.

It was horrible! They were everywhere! And unlike normal midgets - who are usually bright, and clever, and fun to be around - these midget pirates, with their beady little eyes and sharp teeth, bore down on us like fierce sharks in a feeding frenzy of blood. Slashing at us with their swords, gutting our bellies, poking our bums, clipping our knees.

by Lars, Ska Fan Extraordinaire March 18, 2008

Midgetry

a bunch of midgets on each others shoulders in the shape of a tree.

Noun Midgetry a bunch of midgets on each others shoulders in the shape of a tree.

by Midget man 81 April 16, 2019