Mexican Blender

Sex Act in which you eat a Doritos Locos Taco from Taco Bell (Nacho or Fiery, Lover's Choice), and perform oral sex with the unswallowed, masticated, moist remains until climax, at which point your lover exclaims Sour Cream.

Oya Chica, let's swing by Taco Bell so I can treat you to a Mexican Blender when we get home.

by IBTNG February 23, 2015

Mexican Socket Set

An adjustable open end wrench. (Crescent wrench).

That sorry ass mechanic must have worked on my car with a mexican socket set. All the bolts are rounded off.

by Elephino November 30, 2003

Mexican Forklift

A Mexican Forklift is when a band of 5 or more brown brothers combine their strength to lift heavy objects.

Hey Jethro, we need to head to the west side of town to pick up a Mexican Forklift. That way, they can lift the Camaro up and I can use their Old Spice to clean the undercarriage.

by mh40sw July 2, 2009

True Mexican

A mexican who is legit; spanish accent, wears sombreros, breaks pinatas

Martin-"Look at her, she's wearing a sombrero while breaking a pinata!"
Alejandra-"Yeah, that Kelsey is sure a true mexican!"

by leon001 April 28, 2010

Mexican Orchestra

The sound created by several workers lawnmowing, weed-whacking leafblowing and/or doing simple construction such as hammering or sawing.

My cracker ass tried to sleep-in a couple hours today but that damn mexican orchestra across the street was just too damn loud.

by markg May 9, 2006

Mexican

Probably the only term that is used to classify all hispanics living in america by dumbasses.

Brian: Wow check out that hot Mexican babe Johnny!

Johnny: Um, shes not from Mexico. Shes from Puerto Rico.

by Clm850 March 28, 2008

Mexican-American

A person of Mexican descent born and raised in the United States of America.

More Mexican-Americans voted for President in the 2004 election than in the year 2000.

by Paco March 16, 2005