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Mexican Dipstick

A knife. Termed "Mexican Dipstick" due to the amount of Mexicans (mainly those in gangs) who typically wield knives.
Primary function is to determine if the person it is tested on (victim) is low on oil (blood). A play on the "real" dipstick, used to measure oil.
So I was walking to the 7-11 and some guy was like "Tennis Rules!" so I responded with "Tennis is for bitches!". He proceded to pull out his mexican dipstick and chase me for 2 blocks before he gave up.
by Teh Lolly Roffler August 5, 2007
mugGet the Mexican Dipstickmug.

Mexican Standoff

n : a situation in which no one can emerge as a clear winner. A poor man's Mutally Assured Destruction
That dude had a gun pointed to my head but I had a knife in his gut -- we were in a Mexican Standoff.
by Loogoo Maloogoo September 24, 2003
mugGet the Mexican Standoffmug.

mexican strawberries

Listening to you brag dosn't improve the taste of these mexican strawberries!
by oldschoolio June 12, 2007
mugGet the mexican strawberriesmug.

Mexican Claymore

In the game of Modern Warfare 2 when a camper hides in a corner by a door with an automatic shotgun waiting for someone to walk through and shoot them.
A camper in MW2 with an AA-12 hiding behind a door waiting for someone to walk through so he can shoot him. So when a guy walks thru the door he will set off the mexican claymore and die.
by AcidXrAiN May 3, 2010
mugGet the Mexican Claymoremug.

Snow Mexican

A Canadian working legally or illegaly in the USA.
"Damn Snow mexicans, they're taking all the programming jobs." See also ice mexican, iceback, snowback, mullet
by Rob Tyrie February 6, 2003
mugGet the Snow Mexicanmug.

mexican time

usually about 30-45 minutes after the expected deadline/time.
"ah man, i'm here on mexican time, so i'm not late, hahaha."
by citlali October 26, 2003
mugGet the mexican timemug.

Mexican Breeze

The act of burping in ones mouth and then blowing said burp into anothers face.
Matt: that was the best roast beef i've ever had in my life!

Tyler: you better not Mexican Breeze me, Roast Beef is the worst for Mexican Breezeing.

Matt: (Mexican Breezes Tyler) Take that bitch!
by The Hot Twinkie January 4, 2010
mugGet the Mexican Breezemug.

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