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Versailles Method

Wearing large amounts of perfume, cologne, body spray, hair product and body powder in an attempt to cover up the fact that you skipped bathing for a day, or days. Very common in 16th, 17th and 18th centuries in France and other European countries.
"OMG - my alarm didn't go off! No time to shower, I'll have to employ the Versailles Method!"
by Mouse A February 7, 2010
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thought writing method

a method of writing thoughts with no identifiable sentence structure and separated by three points.
I don't do Mexican... Italian is delicious ... had Sushi for lunch... understand... my thought writing method?

The blond girl with the tram stamp uses the thought writing method when writing her resume.
by Mirror Greeves September 6, 2008
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d'hondt method

A method of allocating seats in a proportional vote in elections. This method is what the United Kingdom use for elections to the European Parliament (apart from Northern Ireland, who use first-past-the-post)

Say results in an election were:
Party A: 350,000
Party B: 200,000
Party C: 90,000
and 6 candidates had to be selected,
in the first round, "party A" would win a seat, and their vote would subsequently be halved to 175,000,

in the second round, "Party B" with 200,000 are larger than "Party A" with 175,000, so "Party B" win a seat, and their vote is halved to 100,000,

in the third round, "Party A" are again the largest party with 175,000, so they win a second seat, and their vote is reduced to 116,666

in the forth round, "Party A" win another seat as 116,666 is larger than 100,000, and "Party A"'s vote is reduced to 87,500

in the fifth round "Party B" win with 100,000 votes, and their vote is reduced to 66,666.

in the sixth round "Party C" win their first seat as 90,000 is larger than "Party A"'s 87,500 and "Party B"'s 66,666.

The total number of votes was 640,000. So Party A had 55% of the vote, and they have won 50% of the seats. Party B had 31% of the vote and they have won 33% of the seats. Party C had 14% of the vote and they have won 17% of the seats. So the percentages of the votes and of the seats are pretty similar, which is why the d'hondt method is a proportional voting system.
Dude 1: "How come UKIP does so well in Euro elections but can't get a single seat in Westminster?"
Dude 2: "Westminster uses first-past-the-post, the Euro elections use the D'Hondt method, a type of proportional voting"
Dude 1: "Get a life"
by dead end thoughts May 28, 2014
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F.I. Method

AKA the fuck it method, this method is used when giving up and/or not doing something because you couldn't care less.
"I forgot to study for my Biology quiz tomorrow.. whatever, I'm using the F.I. Method, FUCK IT!!"
by lemongrease November 7, 2013
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four-F method

a male phrase meaning 'find'em, feel'em, fuck'em, and forget'em.' The term would be used by a 4-F'er, a type of man who is interested only in a casual relationship, which he callously breaks off when this is convenient to him.
I didn't give a damn about her, I used the four-F method on that tramp.
by Dave Hoff May 3, 2005
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thought writing method

a method of writing thoughts with no identifiable sentence structure and separated by three points.
I don't do Mexican... Italian is delicious ... had Sushi for lunch... understand... my thought writing method?
by Mirror Greeves September 5, 2008
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Fold and Squeeze Method

When you try to get all of the toothpaste out of the tube by rolling the bottom and folding it while squeezing.
Man 1: My wife didin't buy any more crest yesterday...I guess I'll have to do the fold and squeeze method to get some out.
by bumblebeeeh March 14, 2009
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