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Meathead

Meathead; Noun: Used to describe males who spend most of their free time at the gym. Meatheads are easily identified by their tendency to wear cut-off tee shirts, tank tops and tight sweatshirts. They frequently have overdeveloped chest and bicep muscles.
Sam: “Dude I couldn’t even squat last night at the gym.”
Buck: “Why not?”
Sam: “Cuz there was like 50 Meatheads there using all the squat racks to do bicep curls!”
Buck: “Dang that’s OD bro.”
by cortez7 October 13, 2016
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Fiddling Meathead

1. One who is exceedingly ignorant and does retarded things.

2. Being called a "Fiddling Meathead" automatically gives you the title of a dimwit with an uneducated mind.

3. Activities that lead to someone being called this are highly amusing and will someday become professional sports.
You are a "Fiddling Meathead" if...

- You pass out during a party hammered and wake up a few hours later Air Fiddling to music..

- You make dangerous videos with shopping carts to one day create a masterpiece..

-You quote Evil Betty by saying things like "Lemur go hmphh hmphh".. or "IM JUST A BIRDY TOOOO"..

-You create a handshake involving Air Fiddling, screaming YEEEEEEEAAAAA!, and acting like someone with turrets (hmmpphhhh!)

- And many more....
by Birdies&Lemurs May 12, 2010
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meathead

A person that nobody likes, they are obsessed with playing D-1 football even though they suck, they can't get any girls and often disgust them i.e. Kelly Bireley, and their penis is so small that when they flashed it at the pool nobody could see it.
Brad Thorson
"I asked out Kelly Bireley 7 times and got denied each time."
by TW December 19, 2004
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metal head

People who listen to metal not numetal. And are assumed goths but aren't. What they look like jeans blue or black, band shirts, long hair or shaved head.
He listens to Slayer he is a metal head.
by joe wheela April 22, 2009
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meathead

usually a overly large muscular soldier, normally infantry but can apply to special ops
that bar is where all the meatheads hang out
by Carathee December 12, 2004
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Meathead

1) n. Young males who go berzerk in the mosh pit and who's favorite part of a song is the mosh riff.
2) adj. Music geared towards Meatheads, with little musical complexity or innovation, such as Hatebreed or Terror.
1) I had no idea Pennywise fans were such meatheads but they all started moshing five minutes before the band was even onstage!
2) I love Terror mostly for the overabundance of Meathead riffs.
by Wardog July 31, 2008
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meathead

Someone who has a log for a neck. Cant see their neck as it is so meaty, blends into their shoulders.
Look at dan, that meathead!
by Andrew Lingford June 13, 2005
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