Maron

Such a beautiful person inside and out but she’s To humble to accept compliments given to her. Often looks upset, but rarely is. So quick to forgive others and never holds grudges. She comes off as a shy, intimidating person but as soon as you get to know her, you never want to stop being around her. Her acceptance of everyone makes her fun to be around and she truly brings out the best in everyone she meets. She has a caring heart and longs to pursue a career dedicated to the care of others. She’s always putting others needs above her own. Once you meet a Maron, don’t let her go

Friend 1:”hey who are you going to ask to prom?”

Friend 2:”idk all the cool girls have already been asked”
Friend 1:”Maron hasn’t, you should ask her! You would have so much fun!”
Friend 2:”Maron hasn’t been asked?!? She’s so cool!”

by Chickentenderlover June 12, 2018

Melon Plucker

a black person, also see coon

black man: you damn cracker always gettin up in ma grill

White man: shut you fucking mouth you damn melon plucker

by skello_nig July 25, 2010

Melon Time

A time for melons

Hey Kids it's melon time!

by SheepieJack May 29, 2016

sloppy melon

Sloppy melon is the act of utting a hole in a water melon pouring salt into it and inserting a males penis into it and having sex with the watermelon

Brad preformed the sloppy melon

by Prozakmommy November 23, 2013

melon off

Traditional male game often played at partys or gatherings. Requires: male players, erections, melons

Males make sizeable incision into centre of melon. Players then muster up, by whatever means possible, a stiff erection. Melons are then placed on top of stiify. The winner of the game is last man standing with a melon still penetrated.

Dave won the melon off last night. What a hoor a pissy boner he had.

by thebigheed June 13, 2007

Melonball-Tittyballs

(Mel-un-Bawl Ti-tee-Bawlz) -noun

1. A Latina milf's fake breasts.

This was the first Latina i've seen in Morton Grove in years, she must have been looking for a Taco Bell. I haven't seen fake titties in my life, except for on pornos. I starting to feel on her Melonball-Tittyballs, they were fake as fuck.

by aCrazySummerAfternoon December 3, 2010

Melon Head

Someone with a head proportionately larger than their body, usually quite noticable.

Even at great distances,due to freak circumstances at birth,champion Gazelle Boxer Chris Butterworth of Pudsey near Leeds could easily be defined as a Melon Head. Amazingley, he has led an almost normal life so far.

by Molech March 30, 2013