Maritony

Very intelligent and pick up knowledge very quickly. She can assess person's character in a matter of seconds. If someone's bluffing, she'll notice it first.

Very versatile. Comfortable being introvert and extrovert.

She can fall in love quickly only when she meet someone who can match her intelligence. However, keeping her in love is quite a task and if she get bored or stops being mentally stimulated, she can fall out of love as quickly as she fell in love

Maritony is the best
I love Maritony

by Maritony November 24, 2021

Mediterranean push-up

The act of being in the push up position with your penis inside a jar filled with pickle juice solely for the purpose of receiving oral sex from your partner.

have you ever heard of a mediterranean push-up? No? It’s the act of being in the push up position with your penis inside a jar filled with pickle juice solely for the purpose of receiving oral sex from your partner. Joe’s girl told him that she would give him head if his penis tasted like pickles so, he did a Mediterranean push-up. Unfortunately his mom walked in and ruined the mood!

by The Anti Blue Falcon April 23, 2022

meerithic

To have the strong desire to be in the water or to swim

Jane's on the swim team and goes surfing after school- she's meerithic.

by adeline565 June 13, 2022

marita bruun

has a pet named pepsi, he is verry vute but has flott all the time and its litraly so anoying like bitch get that cat som help. anyways she had samleie whit nicholas and evrybody knows like duhhh. she likes toes and exsesaly when her cat poops in the shower in the morning sillyyyyyyy.thats it porobobly.

sombody:my cat poopt in the sower can u help?
marita bruun :yessssssssssssss

by atalalalalala September 8, 2022

Maritina

Maritina is literally the best person in the whole world. She is sweet and funny and has the best life advice. She is also THE shit getting all them hoes. She can be having the worst day and still look hot af. Maritina is also in love with male manipulators but since she’s hot it’s ok.

That chick’s hot af and sweet!
Ofcourse she is, she’s Maritina

by poutsi November 10, 2022

Maritime Muslim Academy

A school that looks like a prison and has an odd history...

Thats a school that looks like a prisoner, it must be Maritime Muslim Academy

by wejustfoenem February 9, 2023

merbtastic

Instead of completely fabulous its completely fucked . Whether it be person,place ,or situation ...it is completely FUBAR with no hopes of improvement. Usually caused by a merb ,merbsicorn ,fuckjoy, or merbburgler . It can also be cause by other varieties of low lives as well.

Oh. ..that fucker just dropped a duece and plugged the toilet and flushed anyways. Now his shit is all over the bathroom floor... Simply merbtastic...

by Willie shaverpus March 20, 2023