Robert Merkel

Straight white male

Robert Merkel is not using his girl friend as a cover up, he’s straight.

by OwenMerkel November 25, 2018

Dirty Merideth

When a partner is told to eat ass. Then as their tongue is deep inside, lock legs around head and fart.

"I was breaking up with my person, so I pulled a Dirty Merideth."

by Vith Dos Jal September 20, 2021

An'merie

she is an amazing girl that literally sucks at getting guys, buttt loves ppl a lot and is afraid of ppl socially

Have you seen An'merie

yeah she in the car

by u.rlly.thought.u.ate November 21, 2021

miraculous merinera sauce

its a friend group that calls themselves the miraculous merineras it consists of us the miraculous merinera

these people are really really funny

person 1: hey, have u heard about the miraculous merinera sauce?
person 2: yes, there very hillarious
person 1: I heard there so funny even funnier than anyone monkey titties muffin t

by miraculous merinerer 3 November 11, 2022

Dirty merkel

Getting hit by a bus when having sex

I went on vacation and had a dirty merkel!

by hdf770 January 17, 2026

Dylan Merkel

The most handsome sexy dude in the whole planet like omg where did this man come from. Everybody wants Dylan Merkel because he is omg awesome like 🤤

“Dylan Merkel is the most sexy man on the planet”

by Isomalt March 5, 2025

get merked

When a collegiate football team loses to Jake Merklinger and the Tennessee Volunteers

Pete Nakos is reporting that Kirby Smart and the Georgia Bulldogs are worried they might get merked this September.

by Josh Heupel April 11, 2025