mental cry 

the act of crying on the inside as a result of being nervous, scared, or excited.

How would you feel if people were to throw you a surprise birthday party?

Semi scared. Probably mental cry! I don't celebrate my birthdays!

mental cry by FS Person May 31, 2010

Mental orgasm 

When you suddenly remember a song you forgot the name of.

I forgot the name of that song but when I finally remembered I had a mental orgasm

Mental orgasm by Tony two timez January 22, 2018

Mental breakdown 

what I'm having right now

hey guess what
I'm having a mental breakdown lol

Mental breakdown by imadethisforthisgroupchat December 8, 2019

Mental switchboard 

A rock band. Contains a drummer, lead, bassist, vocalist. They sing covers e.x Smells like teen spirit, holiday, mamakin. Also they have written a bunch of songs. Their most popular one is 'down n out'. Many people look up to them as idols and look forward to seeing them play again. i wish I could say the same for the rest. There attire is black band t-shirts. Hopefully you will be able to hear them because once you hear them you will be addicted.

"That Mental Switchboard show was the best!"

Mental switchboard by Wisteria October 1, 2007

Mental Swag 

Being on a higher mental and intellectual level than everybody around you

Einstein walks into a room and after an hour long conversation everybody in the room conforms to his beliefs and has ultimate respect for him demonstrating his superior mental swag

Mental Swag by PoundClub September 4, 2011

Mental Illness Day

This day celebrates the existence of Dreamgenders, Dreamsexuals, Animesexuals and Zoophiles.

Literally no one celebrates it.

Degenerate: "Hey lets celebrate Mental Illness Day!"

Sane Person: "what"

Degenerate: "I'm dreamgender"

Sane Person: "please go outside for once for gods sake"

Mental Illness Day by SinnaToast October 16, 2021

Mental YouTube

The mental image you replay in your mind and laugh hystercally. The equvilant to the videos you store in your You Tube favorites account.

Emily wetting her pants on the bus is my favorite mental YouTube

Mental YouTube by Gari Loo January 12, 2008