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swedish meatball

when a man has sex with a pregnant woman and while he is fucking her in the vagina, the fetus gives the man a blow job.
pregnant lady: would you like to have sex?
alexander: only if i can get the swedish meatball!
by iaquinta June 6, 2007
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swedish meatballs

During or after anal sex, when the giver of anal sex ejaculates on the feces inside of his partner's anus after cumming, covering them in santorum. Especially when the feces are round, causing them to look like the famous dish.
My girlfriend was incredulous when I told her that Swedish Meatballs don't bother me at all--but I guess they bother her, because she still wouldn't let me put it in her butt last night.
by Bekimz March 11, 2007
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Erie Meatball Sandwich

A girl is blowing you, you pull out, cum in her mouth then immediately punch her in the face as hard as you can. Then you descend your balls into her cum and blood-filled mouth. This creates the sandwich: sauce (blood), cheese (cum), and balls (self-explanatory). This is best performed with a monkey and an organ grinder in the corner creating musical accompaniment.
Bunny Teeters was in the mood for something a little exciting, so Butch Putchy decided to spice things up by giving her an Erie Meatball Sandwich and knocked out three of her teeth.
by Frank Stoosh August 24, 2009
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meatball

Yo mario, yo is a meatball nigga!
by B-Radd November 6, 2003
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Cloudy with a chance of Meatballs

A sexual act. When a man or woman stands over their lover and proceeds to fart and pee on them creating the effect of Thunder and Showers with the final act of defecating on their forehead. The meat ball...
Woman-"Honey, any chance it will be Cloudy with a chance of Meatballs tonight???"
by AntNBun January 12, 2016
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meatball

1) an oddly-shaped person, usually out of shape. This doesn't necessarily mean they are that fat, just saggy or something.
2) a very round person who is shorter than average.
Look at that meatball. He looks like a fatter version of Danny De Vito.
by apoerwnbpna October 7, 2010
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meatballed

"what did you do last night?"
"bro... I got totally meatballed."
"awesome"
";p"
by godandjesusandtheholyghost December 23, 2011
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