Muff Meeting

1. Lesbian Sex

"Hey, Danielle...you look good enough to eat in that red halter top!"
"Sarah, no matter how many compliments you give me, you and I will never have a muff meeting!"

by Kimosabi the Wise January 22, 2009

Defensive Mating

v. Strategically copulating for the sole purpose of preventing others from spreading their genetics. Related to defensive eating.

Listen honey, it wasn't cheating: I was just defensive mating.

by Mr. Defensive June 2, 2011

mascara melting

when make-up (often lady's) starts to run down their face due to a build-up of moisture, making an allusion to the wicked witch of the west more than appropriate.

'Man, it's pouring!! What a concert, I'm absolutely drenched. Gotta love outdoor shows! '..."No kidding! Look at the gal in front of ya - there's some SERious mascara melting going on."

by RowJ July 11, 2011

hallway meeting

When people in an office talk business loudly in the middle of the hallway for several minutes or more. It is especially annoying when they could easily go into their nearby office and not distract anyone around them.

I can't get any work done because the big wigs are having a hallway meeting near me. That's why I'm killing time on Urban Dictionary.

by Milhouse 911 March 17, 2014

softball meeting

A lesbian orgy

hey Kelly don't forget the lube, we are going to need it for our softball meeting

by dap00nslayer December 5, 2014

meeting on the mountain

a dreaded meeting or appointment involving some sort of confrontation with a higher-up type of official person, be it a boss, counselor, or other authority-like figure. . .

I had a little "incident" at school and now I have to speak with the head counselor. . . the meeting on the mountain is this morning. .. eeek!

by Just A Troubled Girl February 3, 2006

melting cock

True to the phrase "melting pot"... a "melting cock" is a dong that doesn't discriminate and sticks it to all races.

Vidal is a melting cock, he hits all continents!

by Mellie B. September 26, 2007