Mayonnaise

Dick juice.

Bob: You want some mayonnaise?
Bill: Sure, I could take a mouthful right about now.

by Granana June 14, 2016

DEVILS MAYONNAISE

When you ejaculate in girls face, then throw hot sauce in her eyes.

She couldn's see for two hours after I gave her the devils mayonnaise

by fallopian dude March 31, 2011

mayonnaise

Slang for semen, but when still used in the same manor as a condiment.

I like my ham sandwiches with plenty of mayonnaise!

by Weirdboyscott January 6, 2003

Mayson

1. Down syndrome
2. AIDs
3. A crunk ass nigga
4. Benny Urine
5. Rabies

The kid stepped on a dead squirrel and it squished under his shoe, and now he is all mayson.

by crashdown December 16, 2003

mayonnaise

The white man's kryptonite!

Josh was a strong powerful suburban white male who could leap tall buildings in a single bound. But since he's been eating mayonnaise on his sandwich's he's just a lazy cracker now!

by Kcally June 17, 2008

mayonnaise

A common substituent for sexual lubricant, most often used by the elderly.

Eloise get the Mayonnaise were all out of k-y.

by akaidiot13 August 23, 2011

mayonnaise demon

Racist white people, namely Trump supporters

Person one: Carl is so horrible!
Person two: Yeah. He's a mayonnaise demon.

by catseatingdicks August 18, 2016