When you’re banging a girl from behind and you reach around through her legs and fondle your own balls instead of the clit
by Matty bolonese January 19, 2022
Get the Matty Long-armedmug. Think a Bert and Ernie love child.... intelligence level of a rock.. snakey and uses raspy voice to lure women
by DishaBish May 16, 2022
Get the Matty Chorus Kingmug. Usually a nickname for a guy named matthew or a girl called matilda.
They are very chill people that dont give a flying fuck about anything but are slight attention seekers, and don't follow societal norms, they probably figured out they were gay at like 9. Matti's have heaps of friends, and most of them are of the opposite sex. A Matti overthinks things and has somehow convinced themselves that they are either very sick or none of their friends like them.
A Male Matti is always very effeminate and sassy and probably buys cheap mascara with his pocket money, A female matti has probably already enlisted in the Marines. If you meet a matti you must be friends with them and never leave them or they will beat your ass.
They are very chill people that dont give a flying fuck about anything but are slight attention seekers, and don't follow societal norms, they probably figured out they were gay at like 9. Matti's have heaps of friends, and most of them are of the opposite sex. A Matti overthinks things and has somehow convinced themselves that they are either very sick or none of their friends like them.
A Male Matti is always very effeminate and sassy and probably buys cheap mascara with his pocket money, A female matti has probably already enlisted in the Marines. If you meet a matti you must be friends with them and never leave them or they will beat your ass.
Person 1: OH my god did you hear that Matti punched someone yesterday?
Person 2: Yeah, that's so unlike them they are usually sooo chill
Person 2: Yeah, that's so unlike them they are usually sooo chill
by PewPewmotherdamner October 3, 2021
Get the Mattimug. 
by Jackblk22 November 22, 2021
Get the Mattismug.