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matuneraphobia

the fear of dating someone your own age
Zack must have matuneraphobia because his girlfriend is 5 years younger than him
by codillila June 13, 2010
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fecal-matter-meter

an imaginary device used to measure the amount of fecal matter on a person or object.
"that hobo is smoking a cigarette butt from the sidewalk. my fecal-matter-meter is beeping like crazy... i should probably turn it off during mardi gras."
by annakatherine7 August 17, 2008
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Fusion Matter

The green slime in fusionfall that Planet Fusion, Lord Fuse, fusion monsters and fusions are made of. it is also used to create Nanos and is commonly found all over the game, most commonly in infected zones... oh, and being on fusion-matter covered floors can drain your health...
player: dammit, why does there have to be so much fusion matter here?!
by qwertypizza April 24, 2010
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took matters into my own hands

The act of masturbating after several sexually-stimulating scenarios without any release.
After a night of flirting with haughty women, hitting up the strip club, and only necking with Natalie, I went home and took matters into my own hands.
by von groovy May 16, 2017
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To be honest this quote make absolutely no sense by go off. Noah scentedmayo said this at an award show.
Me: “That girl was rude, I’m going to go kick her.”
My Friend: “it matters not what you’ve done but what you do with what you’ve done for others” , follow the quote or else karma will get ur ass
by goldman420 February 21, 2021
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Salish Matter

She is a YouTuber
by Agnes >:) July 2, 2022
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Smart Lives Matter

Those who understand that the words "Please wear a mask" do not mean: 1) carry it in your hand, 2) wear it around your neck or 3) wear it covering your chin but not your mouth and nose.
YOU! ... Yes, you, coming within inches of me, breathing in my face, with YOUR MASK SECURED AROUND YOUR ELBOW! please respect my right to live even if you don't care about your own, because Smart Lives Matter.
by Monkey's Dad September 14, 2020
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