Madrid Moment

When you say something and you get ignored. Only 2 people are needed for a Madrid Moment to take place.

Paul: Hey Marcus look at what Michael did to my arm(Gets ignored)Hey Jerry look at what Michael did to my arm(Keeps getting ignored).
Jerry:Hey Paul you just had a Madrid Moment.

by G.I. October 20, 2007

matrix

VERB;
When a guy and a girl hang out, one of them goes in for a kiss, and the other denies him or her by pulling his or her head away.

"Bitch, you just got matrixed by that hot girl."
"Way to matrix that ugly chick bro."

by BGBTKE March 6, 2008

Real Madrid

A team and club built on buying players for daft amounts of money, and a definate 'has been' in world football. They purchase players on the basis of marketability and shirt sales, and throw them together on a pitch expecting to win things. They also have fans who wave white hanckerchiefs when they arn't happy, and make absolutly no noise/atmosphere during a match.

Person 1 - 'Real Madrid were even by Liverpool today'

Person 2 - 'Wow, they are shite!'

by Red_Dev June 14, 2009

matrix

to run so fast that your feet seem to disappear and you appear to run UP a wall

Brian matrixed around the room as he ran away from Shatisha with her love note from Dyquan.

by teach kids February 4, 2010

Premature Matriculation

Being admitted into a college or university while you're still a sophomore in high school.

Cyrus exhibited a lackadaisical attitude in the last 2 months of his sophomore year in high school due to his premature matriculation into Seton Hall University.

by DJCOJO July 8, 2010

alabama tadpole matrix

The act of a female giving a male a blowjob while on her knees. She continues to do this until the male cums on her chest, and the sperm/cum swims down her stomach. The male then licks from her belly button up her stomach in a line (licking his cum) until he reaches her breasts which he licks up and down, then makes out with the female, letting her lick the males cum taste off of his tongue.

Male 1: Oh my gosh, I gave this girl a Alabama Tadpole Matrix last night. It took a while but it was amazing!

Male 2: Oh man, I have to try that!

Girl 1: Thanks for last night ;) *winks*

by frapeham3 November 30, 2011

mabri

Mabri is a person who cares a lot about others and is a deep thinker that is careful of her actions. Don't let your judgement label this person as who you think they are.

She's just so interesting and intriguing, she's so mabri!

by UnknownAuthor~ January 17, 2017