Mathieu

Mathieu is a young man who has everything to please. A man full of promise and with a radiant future because of his beauty and his sweetness. Sometimes a bit clumsy and indecisive, he will make you live an adventure full of love and kindness, which will leave you addicted and speechless. With brown eyes and a soft beard, his beautiful face will transport you to wonders every day that God will make. An angel fallen from heaven, whom you will bless every moment of your life. A life full of delight and happiness, with a Mathia by your side. A great thumb of quality.

What did I do to be blessed with a Mathieu ?

by Smallfrenchthumb November 24, 2021

Mathias

Given to those who possess a thick penis and irregularly placed pubic hair. Also, the upper body is unusually smaller than the lower body giving the image of a ridiculously fruity christmas tree.

Guy 1: I love masturbating to the sound of a door creaking.

Guy 2: That's so Mathias!!!

Guys 1 and 2 then suffocate each other with their irregularly sized penises.

by Miragemelody August 17, 2009

Mathamatical

Something that has to do wih maths.

Mathamatical stuff sucks ass.

by Jafje October 1, 2007

Machiavellian Victory

Some people say they beat a case in court. There is no such thing as going to court and beating a case, you're still going to lose money every time you enter a courtroom even if the DA/prosecuting team isn't guaranteed a conviction to go on your record, if you haven't already served at least a few weeks in jail for a charge you didn't get convicted of. As long as the machine/system is what you're fighting, what you call a win or beating a case is really just breaking even by not losing everything, and you're always going to lose at least some of your money to part of the machine/system, no matter what. Though that would discourage a lot of people, it doesn't mean that no fight is worth fighting, even if there is no winning in the end.

Machiavellian Victory is a struggle with a Machiavellian force (a Machiavellian prince or princess, a part of the machine) where you don't lose everything for once.

by The Original Agahnim May 28, 2021

Mathieu

Gets angry too easily and plays too many girls at the same time. Usually a pot head that uses people for their weed. Overall a messed up person.

" Can i have 5g for 20$" "Omg your such a mathieu!"

by clintyyyyy March 4, 2017

Mathical

n. A cross of the words math and magical. Can be used when you have a math epiphany, or to describe a feat that could only be accomplished with math (like architecture or a highly strategic game of billiards.)

Looking up at the Parthenon filled me with a mathical feeling.

When I figured out number fourteen on the Algebra quiz, it was mathical!

by fenix_451 March 5, 2010

Mathgasm

That wonderful feeling you get when your didn't understand a math concept, but then suddenly you do. This wave of understanding is oftentimes accompanied by an audible, "oooooooooo".

Teacher: "So you see, the limit of f of x as x goes to 3 is infinity..."
Student: "OOOOoooooooo! I get it now."

Other student: Wow nice mathgasm.

by bientrabajoe September 26, 2010