Masturbation

The simplest, cheapest, safest and most practiced kind of sex.
Enjoyed by pretty much anyone in the world

Masturbation is good for prostate health

by Bangbangpewpew December 18, 2010

Ego Masturbation

The act of putting someone else down or insulting them to boost one's Ego. It is most commonly done through pointing out the other person's mistakes, especially in spelling and grammar. This form is somewhat rare in real life, but very, very common on the internet.

- ... I found the movie hilarious, but your going to have to see it yourself.

It's "you're," n00b, now go kill yourself!

-Stop masturbating your ego, fucking Grammar Nazi.

{Ego Masturbation)

by "Fuzzy" January 6, 2007

masterbation buddy

A person who you text about masterbating while masterbating while they masterbate too.

Jon is my masterbation buddy. He texts me when he masterbates so that i will materbate too.

by karactre August 26, 2014

Masturbation

Self pleasure, for example a male will rub his pp & a female with put her finger in her v

TIMMOTHY ARE YOU LOOKING AT MASTURBATION VIDEOS!!!

by Kevin Blaurt April 4, 2020

cyber-masturbation

when people on Facebook like their own pictures/statuses

A:*likes his own picture on Facebook
B: why would you like your own pic? that's like cyber-masturbation

by dick007 December 31, 2012

marathon masturbation

When one repeatedly masturbates with both arms until they both give out.

Guy 1: Dude, I can't feel my arms!
Guy 2: Why not?
Guy 3: Marathon Masturbation!

by c_monnen February 9, 2014

Abstinence Masturbation

The act of masturbating side by side with your partner. Usually practiced by abstaining couples who prefer intimacy, romance, cuddling and occasionally sucking at tits over hardcore sexual intercourse (because that officially qualifies as sinful fornication).This practice can be very effective to pacify the concerns of abstaining females who tend to accuse men of being dirty sexual pigs.

Do you know Cameron and Rachel... they have been practicing abstinence masturbation to control their need for sex... until they move on in life

by Innocent_Angel August 14, 2014