Maple Frump

When you hit somebody in the face with a small maple tree, then rape the said person with that tree.

1: "Did you hear about bob?"
2: "No, what happened?"
1: "He Maple Frumped Jim."
2: "Jesus!"

by JEWFRAY April 26, 2010

Manplough

A nickname for a Homosexual male.

Jack is a manplough

by pat-twat May 17, 2011

Maple creamy

When you give a girl a cream pie and all the cum doesn't come out until you eat her out later in the night......maple creamy

Dude I fucked this chick last night and blew my load in her, bitch didn't know how to wipe and gave me a maple creamy when I went to eat her out

by Webnasty July 13, 2015

Maple creamie

Cumming on your girl's face, immediately followed by squirting her with maple syrup and vigorously rubbing them together.

I gave my girlfriend a maple creamie under the old covered bridge.

by Vermonster999 September 15, 2015

maple tits

When tits hang long and low like when maple syrup is poured out of a jar.

That grandma has some maple tits.

by Mandymanpool November 13, 2016

maple my bacon

When someone's partner covers their dick in maple syrup as a lube for blowjobs

In Canada my girl wanted to maple my bacon and it felt really good but it was really hard to clean up

by Clarkethebark February 27, 2017

Big Mapple

Mcdonald's big mac with two apple pies instead of a middle bun.

Frank: Yo what are you ordering?
Mark: A big mapple
Frank: Oh shit those things are delicious

by blouseman March 1, 2011