Malin Akerman

Malin Akerman

A very ugly "actress".
The only reason people like her is because of her body.
Her face is shaped weird and she talks like she just got hit in the head with a 500-page textbook.

Malin Akerman puts Tara Reid to shame.

by Persephone~ November 30, 2009

Marginalia

Doodles/drawings done in the margin of a notebook.

John: Hey, I saw the marginalia you did in English yesterday. It was pretty good.

Luke: Thanks!

by smileymagicbeth March 19, 2010

Josh Mallinson

A man of giant stature and intellect.

Wow! Did you see that josh mallinson over there? He rocks!

by Malljos February 21, 2009

American Mans for Manliness (A.M.M.)

American Mans for Manliness is an organization of manly men, who partake in and organize manly activities. These activities include going on long and pointless treks to dangerous areas, smoking cigars, drinking scotch and other manly drinks, working on automobiles, fishing, and hunting. These trips are referred to as MANventures by the members of A.M.M. (see "MANventure" for a longer definition) Cars hold an honorary role, and are referred to as "Steeds." Said automobiles must have over 100,000 miles, must be of American origin, have a girl's name as a nickname, must be modified from stock in some way, and must have participated in an officially certified MANventure.

The Dos Equis guy tried to get into American Mans for Manliness (A.M.M.), but couldn't, because he wasn't manly enough.

by Darla's Driver August 13, 2012

Malindi

A weird but pretty dutch girl who always seems to be there when you need them. She might think she is actually the spawn of satan but in fact she is sweet caring person who is just a little weird! Forever with the struggles i guess, but she is awesome

Speaking of Satan...here's Malindi

by Robo7 February 8, 2018

Marlini

A nickname for a girl who has very many talents, but is hilariously bad at board games. She is very smart, beautiful, and a social butterfly but she isn't the most athletic, and can't think quickly on the spot..isn't really good at comebacks.

I wish Marlini would help me study for my exam.

Marlini is so cute but she can't play monopoly for shit.

by appletitsss September 16, 2010

MALINTENT

A newly conceived state of the art machine consisting of an array of sensors and scanners that'll invade your privacy like never before, all in the name of spotting would-be terrorists, courtesy of your friends in the government. Make sure you're wearing clean underwear, assuming you don't soil them from exposure to the machine.

MALINTENT is named so because the jerk-offs that the government are have every intent on pretending the 14th Amendment doesn't exist. They claim the emotional sensors can distinguish terrorist from someone about to throw a massive bitch fit, but chances are, you will be questioned and miss your flight.

by Whom it doesn't concern March 8, 2009