maria

the one and only girl i plan to spend the rest of my life and the one that is AWESOME at art

maria + jason = love forever

by jason jeil June 4, 2009

maria

one who is amazingly talented, beautiful and intelligent; also has a sexy ass.

Maria is amazing at drawing.

by Stewart Tran July 14, 2006

the maria

the maria is when a man takes his dick and balls and tucks them between his legs while standing and crossing his like so it appears he has no dick but a hairy pussy . you must be completely naked and then start flexing, usually done for your friends for entertainment purposes

dont do the maria for your relatives

by jay machinegun May 25, 2007

maria

one who is amazingly talented, beautiful and intelligent; also has a sexy ass.

Maria is amazing at drawing.

by Stewart Treno July 13, 2006

maria

the hottest girl you will meet. usally very talented and beautiful. also the has a very sexy ass

wow... that girl is totally a maria

by scooterdom December 24, 2008

maria

an amazing girl who always knows what to say, and how to make you laugh. beautiful, energetic, smart, and the best friend you could ever have:

"hey, is that maria?"
"yeah! she's my best friend!" (:

by bubblegirl7 August 18, 2011

maria

If your name is maria yo must marry me immediately

Oh wow ur name is maria? That means you must marry me now

by Jiggaboo1 May 28, 2022