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maga-ite

| Noun | A particularly painfully-expelled bowel movement (*slang: turd*) that, after causing long term suffering, adds insult to injury by refusing to flush. Usually occurring in two and four year intervals. Can be distinguished by a distinctive red tip, or cap on the crown.
"Man, you should have seen the maga-ite I had to deal with this morning! About split me in half, and then I had a helluva time getting it to flush! I said, 'Fuck it', and lowered the cover on the toilet seat. Left it for the old lady. Women know how to deal with that shit."
by T. C. Cheeseburger November 25, 2020
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Dark MAGA

Grabbing her by the pussy and jamming a chess piece up her butt while chanting "Yuge!"
Karen was clearly triggered by being Dark MAGA'd on the bus.
by Teshonka April 21, 2022
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MAGA Hat

Seeing this object in a person’s head is a dead giveaway of their low IQ.
That guy’s wearing a MAGA hat. I estimate his IQ to be well below zero.
by Spicyspectrum April 27, 2021
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magaddino

a queer who gets it up the ass, also has secret gay fantasys about men who are close to him, friends usually starting with a b and a j and a f.
wow look at that queer ass magaddino
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Magallanero

A loser fan of a loser baseball team in venezuela. A magallanero is the lowest life form in the country...only compared to bacteria. Depression, loneliness, abandonment... that's what a normal day stands for those poor bastards. Even the homeless pity them!!
If shit could become a person, that person would be a Magallanero!
by Chris March 18, 2005
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Magalie

magalie is two words that come from in french language.
Maga it's more and Lie means read
so Magalie it's people who like to read.
that girl is a magalie, he read more than three romantic book in one hour.
by quyack August 19, 2008
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Magally

Magally: Is a bery caring petson to all she is always very tiny no ass and no chesticles. But what she does have is a beautiful smile, her smile could light up the room into flames(That's how pretty it is) She is a very social person and that's why everyone loves her(even the boys).
Guy 1: Did u see that girl Magally?
Guy 2: Ya her smile is so beatuiful.
Guy 1: ikr.😍
by Missstatethefacts😋 July 12, 2018
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