Turbo mong aids 

Turbo mong aids, when you are a super fucking spaz full of mong illness and aids you fucking creature !!!

He’s is sooo fucked up , that cunts got turbo mong aids

Turbo mong aids by It’s me mongyvaids cunt July 26, 2020

bog mong 

UK Slang … to go for a ten-minute rest in the toilet, or bog. Usually to alleviate the ill effects of a hangover whilst at work.

"You seem a lot more lively."

"Aye, I've just been for a bog mong."

bog mong by Alfredo Garcia September 29, 2008

ming mong ping pong 

An excruciatingly prolongued exchange of not very witty repartee exchanged by the cerebrally challenged masquerading as a debate on internet forums.

"Loud pipes save lives"
"No they don't, daylight riding lights do"
"No they don't, they encourage risk taking"
"I don't take extra risks"
"You don't know how to ride"
"You kiss my ass"
"Don't talk to my mate like that"
Repeat for 26 pages of ming mong ping pong

ming mong ping pong by TRCTomcat November 3, 2009

Ming Mong 

A person so stupid/idiotic and possibly a waste of space, a 'Ming Mong' is present throughout all societies. The local muppet who is proud of it deserves to be tagged a "Ming Mong". There are various ways in which the term can be used, as per the examples below:

<Altug> You're such a Ming Mong, Jon

<Dan> Jon the Ming Mong!

<SB> Stop acting like a Ming Mong

Ming Mong by Ringocarr May 9, 2009

sex mong

1)Usually a female but always retarded who will pole dance for crayons, sweets or coin.

2)A very highly sexed person with downes sydrome that is struck for cash. Sex mongs are often cheeper than the regular exotic dancers just be sure to take a packet of biscuits as payment.

"dance little sex mong dance" uncle Barry

sex mong by gem & si November 16, 2006

Le Mong 

A session that practises the art of Mong, which is to enter a relaxed state of mind whilst listening to music, often involving alcohol consumption and like minded company.

Fancy coming over for a Le Mong session?

Le mong condemns your happy hardcore ways child!

Le Mong by anglefiction December 19, 2008

eBay mong 

Someone who has no understanding of the actual value of the product in question being sold on eBay.

I can't believe this eBay mong bought my second-hand headphones for £199 on my eBay auction with £30 p&p. They're on Amazon for £150, brand new with free postage and packaging. What an eBay mong.

eBay mong by Jockey Thomas January 30, 2010