When somebody deposits a fat load of baby gravy into another person’s bootyhole, the recipient then shits out the mixture of throat yogurt and doodoo butter into the mouth of a third person laying down underneath them.
This tinder bitch was cool until she told me she wanted me and my roommate to run a Missouri Mudslide on her
by mustysausage June 27, 2021
Get the Missouri Mudslide mug.The act of someone claiming they just went for a sleep somewhere, when in reality they overdosed on drugs and woke up in a hospital bed, with a catheter inserted.
by muncherdave May 15, 2023
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Get the Hamilton Missouri mug.Anheuser-Busch beer. Known as piss water by most Wisconsinites. Typically consumed by men in the middle of a divorce or males 17-25 years of age at a social event held in the woods.
Hey man, i know your bummed about your divorce but lets go to a bonfire and drink some Missouri piss water and touch eachother.
by Bigtappel22 May 23, 2018
Get the missouri piss water mug.Do you want Oklahoma but with no lakes and ten times as fucking boring? Missouri is right there. Crackheads, drugs, abandoned buildings? We have it all. Wanna shoot up? Ask your neighbor for some heroin! Here at missouri well give you whatever you want if you got a gun pointed towards our head! Well except the rednecks they get a little feisty if you walk across there house. Also perfect for kidnappings! Cops don’t give a shit here in Missouri! Ever wanted all your shit robbed? Welcome to Missouri we’re there’s a pedophile and criminal in every half a mile radius!
Guy 1: Let’s move to Missouri!
Guy 2: I’ve always wanted to smoke laced weed at a kum & go parking lot. Let’s go!
Guy 2: I’ve always wanted to smoke laced weed at a kum & go parking lot. Let’s go!
by The druggy across the stree June 28, 2022
Get the Missouri mug.The act of intercourse where after ejaculating inside someone you pull out and put pawpaw jam on your penis and your partner licks/sucks it off.
by ang3lb0y October 9, 2023
Get the eggplant of Missouri mug.Going into a bathroom and letting shit fly all over the toilet and floor and then letting then not flushing.
by Smalls66 January 14, 2018
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