Missouri Twister

No, its not anything sexual, the missouri twister was a famous un-named twister that knocked over Grandma Edna's favourite tree back in 1978, or we could just be talking about Joplin.

Thats one hell of a missouri twister!

by MartianSupremacist October 10, 2023

Missouri Cocksucker

A Missouri Cocksucker is a hooker from Missouri. Often founds in the streets of St. Louis

Let's go pick up some Missouri Cocksuckers, bro.

by missouricocksucker April 4, 2025

Missouri mattress

When you (Jack-off) on your brown recluse bite and then rub shit in it.

Supervisor : Bobby was late for work again.

Boss: yeah he needs to deal with that Missouri mattress or he's not gonna make the quotas.

by PhantomEagle November 24, 2023

Rock port, Missouri

Rock port, Missouri is a great little town that is proud of its sports and for the most part great people

Wow!! I want to live in rock port, Missouri

by Broski_-_-_-_69 June 19, 2017

nuking missouri

bear finally comes to missouri to take charlie on a waffle house date

yo bro i'm nuking missouri

by bigfriendlybear April 11, 2021

Missouri Mudslide

When getting your dick sucked from the back by your respective lover, to only squirt diarrhea in her/his face as you cum in their mouth.

I gave Lisa next door the best Missouri mudslide you ever seen.

by Nsmallz011 October 6, 2023

Missouri Slurry

The act of mixing sperm with brown sugar into a slurry, then swirling it around in your mouth and spit it into your parterner's anus then eat the slurry out of their anus.

Wanda saw some brown sugar and thought of the Missouri slurry her husband did last night.

by B-ran1980 June 6, 2025