langacker

v A deeply depressed young man, who is/was depressed about a unibrow, weight, or loss of friends.

Greg, the langacker in the corner, was quiet.

by someone April 13, 2005

Dang a lang

A penis or dick or cock.

Also can be spelled ding a ling

Jane: That guy has a big bulge in his pants.
Jill: I know he must have a big dang a lang.
Jane: I want to give him a blowjob

by sexygayboy August 30, 2010

langerback

A thicko, stupid retard.......

christ yer man is a right langerback

by shackles December 25, 2003

langenstein

cool like italian
(and poto)

that langenstein loves pizza

by jokeyyyyyyyy December 30, 2005

Lang Kobus

Also know as tri-pot, a lang kobus is a person with the name Kobus and is hung like a donkey.

Hi my name is Kobus, but my neighbor's wife calls me Lang Kobus

by Long Kobus January 21, 2009

langard

To be really stoned

Jesus I'm so langard

Dude! I just got us a 50 bag we're going to be so langard

by Princess floof August 27, 2017

langed

Being hung up on by your boss, usually in mid-sentence.

Hey Boss we have a truck down, what do you want....Boss? Boss? Boss? The Boss just langed me!

by ZalKath November 6, 2017