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The Berenstain Lumberjack

Your sitting down, your poop is hanging half out and you have to rush out unexpected to chop your log in half and start off on your adventure.
My wife walked up to the door banging, yelling Hurry up, I gotta go now! I executed The Berenstain Lumberjack, exited the bathroom immediately, allowed the Mrs. access. Happy Wife, Happy Life. True Story
by Greg from The Committee May 31, 2023
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Canadian lumberjack oral sex

When a bearded man performs oral sex on another man
Lantz has a beard and sucked another man's dick he's such a Canadian lumberjack oral sex
by Lickofshit August 3, 2024
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alternative lumberjack

A recovering alternative kid that is angsty usually a part of the lgbt community that now found country music during their search to find god but has discover that they are not one or the other they or both therefore they are an alternative lumberjack
Guy 1: Yo that chick is something , I want to know more about her

Guy 2: goooo for it she’s one of those alternative lumberjacks 😉
by Angsty teen yeee hawww July 10, 2019
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Lumberjack Lewis!

Lumberjack Lewis is the guy who likes to ask every question known to man!
Carrot softer - uhhhh ehhhhh ummmm who is that guy, uhhh ehhh ummm who ask lot of question? He is annoying, he annoying

Rally ralan - that’s lumberjack Lewis! Don’t disrespect him like that

Carrot softer - uhhhhh ehhhh, up APC, up APC
by Carrot pofter May 1, 2022
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Redneck Lumberjack

A man that busts up pallets behind his trailer to put on his burn pit.
I busts up lots of pallets tonight Ma now we gonna be able to cook yo catfish on the burn pile. That's what Redneck Lumberjacking is.
by Lord Buttshine April 16, 2021
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lumberjack

a synonym for `an average Joe` or `hilly-billy`
the term lumberjack can be used as such a synonym because lumberjacks, like almost everyone else, are hard-working everyday people
by Sexydimma September 21, 2014
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Lumberjacking

Lumberjacking (verb)

The act of jacking it in a forest
"Last night Michael went lumberjacking"
"wait, WHAT?!"
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