Blind Double Loner

Whilst playing Euchre and you DO NOT look at your hand and tell the dealer to pick it up, while you say "Blind Double Loner" and go alone. If you get all five tricks, you get 8 points instead of 4 because you called it blind.

Player #1: Pass.
Player #2: Pick it up, Blind Double Loner.
Player #3: Wow, this guy has got some balls.
Dealer: If you pull this off, I'll shit bricks.

by Fitzman June 8, 2009

fat virgin anime loser

They are people that have no life whatsoever they stay in their parents basements 24/7 watch anime or hentai and masturbate to it. Yes we all know a fat virgin anime loser in our lives someone who can't tell the difference between fantasy and reality so if you tell them that anime is not real they have a heart attack because to them anime is life anime is church anime is God . They never take baths or showers and they only adventure outside their parents basements when there is a anime convention in town where they get to meet other fat virgin anime losers just like them they swap anime and talk about what characters they want to have a relationships with or have sex with. Sometimes fat virgin anime losers meet online and swap anime porn aka hentai to each other some of them even swap and share anime child-porn to each other called lolicon in there eyes if a Japanese person draws a picture of a 5 year old girl or boy getting raped its the best thing on the internet nothing wrong with it at all, but if someone who is not Japanese like a American or European drew the exact same thing then they think its child-porn and its sick and disgusting because its not anime they don't want to be classified as a pedophile but they are pedophiles in denial so they make up excuses. Most of them are racist and hate any other race that's not Japanese so if a African American or Indian likes anime and dose cosplay all the fat virgin anime losers hate it and go nuts

John: my friend has never had a girlfriend or had sex in his life

Scott: does he like Anime ?

John: yes

Scott: his a fat virgin anime loser

by iknoweverything33 August 23, 2016

Loner Stoner

A person that smokes cannabis alone because he/she prefers it.

I'll chill with who ever wants to blaze but smoking by yourself and being a loner stoner is the best and conservers YOUR weed from niggas.

Nothin beats the life of blazin all day and chillin :)!

by enigmaenigmaenigma July 29, 2010

loser limousine

A Greyhound bus or a city bus, particularly in those U.S. cities where public transit is not popular, and where many of its riders are parolees, wear eye patches, stink, or have IQs under 80. A mobile Jerry Springer Show.

I got a DUI and lost my license, so now I have to take the loser limousine.

by Rex Rowland April 3, 2011

Loserbitch

One word: LOSERBITCH. The worst person. Generally useless, wasteful, irrelevant, and inappropriate in every situation.

"So Loserbitch stole a bownie from work and got fired."

by britney.spears October 2, 2009

Loner

The Loner is a quiet creature. It has no one natural habitat, but is found usually on its own in a quiet place. The Loner is a solitary creature; the human counterpart to the Lone Wolf. Loners are subtle and charming, however they usually tend to be single simply because being a Loner mostly means that one does not have the care for another person or a group of friends. The Loner is rarely seen with more than 3 people at any time unless at a concert, dance, or other social gathering. Loners are usually very kind, as what small amounts of contact they have with others means a lot to them. The Loner doesn't rely on other people to define their existance. Things like school drama pose little more than entertainment to the Loner. Loners don't rely on others, and as a result are completely self-sufficient and know how to not look like a friendless loser when confronted with a situation with no friends around. Loners can be one's lifelong friend, voice of reason, and an all-around great person if someone took the few seconds and tried to be worthy of a Loner's precious time.

Cass: "Ooh, look, it's Chris...He's a bit of a Loner, don't you think?
Jen: "I think his way of doing his own thing makes him seem deep and not so average-douchebagish.."

Chris: *Keeps walking, totally keeping swag and solitude to the max, flashing a charming smile* "Hey."

by Bass_Drop_Biatch October 28, 2011

loser's lunch

Bologna on hand. A piece of lunch meat eaten by itself because you are a poor loser and have no bread.

Originated by Metallica in the early 80's, when they lived in their practice space, before they had any money.

No bread, just balogna. Looks like loser's lunch again.

by Withstand December 13, 2005