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pubic lobsters

Similar to what commomn folk refer to pubic lice and/or crabs. The difference being the much more massive and intense grasp more prevalent when reffered to as a lobster. Dont want it. It sucks. Ask Tyler!
Fuckin pubic lobsters been camped out in my pubes now for like a month and still aint payed no rent. Motherfuckers!
by born 2b wilde September 26, 2006
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lobster pot

A highly addictive, dangerous drug derived from algae scraped off of lobster shells. The most potent lobster pot comes from lobsters caught in the Bering Strait of Alaska. This is seen on the hit show The Deadliest Catch- the lobsters are quickly put into underground tanks in which excons harvest lobster pot off of the catch. The lobsters are rarely shown in these tanks, as any signs of lobster pot harvesting would result in the forfeiture of the drugs to the DEA, and subsequent criminal prosecution. Users of lobster pot often observe hallucinations and feelings of invincibility. In fact, the underground rapper Lil Nicky Fizzle was arrested after allegedly eating his girlfriend, mistaking her for a chicken parmigiana grinder.
Lobster Pothead: yo nigga yo gots that lobster pot?

Friend: Nah nigga, that shit is crazy, you get 25 to life just for possession, aint you heard of Nicky Fizzle? That dude ate his ho
by big og December 10, 2009
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Your face looks like your butt

A way to tell someone that they're ugly. Sometimes just used in playin'.
Your face looks like your butt.
Say what?
Your face looks like your butt.
Say what?
by Andi June 10, 2006
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Ass lobster

An unknown object that protrudes from the rectum of female law blog editors, often resembling a lobster's claw.
"Damn, if Kash is so hot, why does she have an ass lobster?"
by Elie SotomayOR June 29, 2009
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lobstering

when u shove/force ur ass in a girls mouth while she makes her hand like a claw and squeezes ur nuts
oh snap i just saw dylan d and sterling c lobstering yolanda
by Sterling and dylan May 18, 2006
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LOBST

this word is an acronym for the phase "legs open better smash that." this phase was made famous by lil' wayne.
-"dude check out that chick"
+"man she is hot"
-"dude LOBST"
+"LOBST homie"
by Staniel Cliff May 26, 2009
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Los Lobos

A tough-looking new york suburban gang that rips off car stereos and mugs people.
Los Lobos kick your ass, Los Lobos kick your face, Los Lobos kick your balls into outer spaaaace!
by Canis Lupus March 31, 2003
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