linclon logger

taking a bunch of little shits in someones mouth

o man i did the linclon logger last night with your mom and she just eats that shit up

by gangster dillweed December 24, 2008

cum-logged

An adjective for a long piece of wood that has holes drilled into it that pirates use as a dutch wife to release sexual tension. Each hole is drilled approximately one body length apart so a long line of pirates can sodomize the wood simultaneously. The resulting effect is that the wood used to pleasure the pirates has become covered in cum. When the piece of wood no longer retains its natural rigidness, it is said to be "cum-logged."

Aargh matey, that bit of wood is cum-logged. Throw it overboard to Davy Jones's locker and put in a new piece of wood. Pirates want a dutch wife that isn't a big soggy mess, they like a little bit of roughness they do. Aargh!

by Alex Davis March 29, 2008

Alphabet lore

alphabet lore... you mean... MIKE SALCEDO'S ALPHABET LORE?
Wait... it's an actual Word?
Always has been.

Watch alphabet lore right now!

by Peepole! December 17, 2022

Logie

1, An Australian TV Award

2, A sarcastic man with a dodgy Texan accent

I can't believe you said that, don't be such a Logie

by Dazza January 12, 2004

logger

Someone who spends nearly all their time logged onto a pc or the internet.

You are a logger, because you log on!

by The Logger March 8, 2008

dick logger

One who takes a cigar cutter and puts it up their Vagina, then when one comes to have sex with them they get their dick cut off, since the logger would have an electronic device to initiate the cutting. Therefore the person with the cutter up their Vagina is a logger of dicks.

If you are too dumb to understand analogies, then go die.

lumberjack is to logging trees as dick logger is to logging dicks.

by battaglia RULES!!!!! December 13, 2006

Logie

A Logie is a very bad joke.

ted: What did the doctor say to the monk?
jeff: I don't know...what did he say?
ted:.....PENIS!!
jeff: thats such a logie.

by Joe Joe McKool October 11, 2005