Flop the Lizard

The act of urinating, for a male only (females don't have lizards).
"Hold that thought, I just need to flop the lizard. I'll be right back"

"Jamie drank a six pack almost by himself. He just ran out back to flop the lizard big time.
by badscooter July 07, 2010
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lizard wrangler

Is a person, normally a female, who is known for giving blowjobs, or is currently giving a blowjob.
Man, that Susie chick sure is a lizard wrangler.
by Tristor March 27, 2005
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Fender Lizard

One who is attracted to any/all military or government official.
Did you see her flirting with that cop?? She's SUCH a fender lizard!!
by sexymatador24 March 09, 2010
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lizard lip

To drink liquor straight from the bottle, instead of pouring into a shot glass or mixing it with another drink like a normal person would.
Person A: (refering to half bottle of bacardi 151) Dude, you could totally finish that right now! Just lizard lip that shit.

Drunkard: Hahaha no way, there is so much left in there! Blargh!

Person A: (to self) Foiled again!
by sandstorm810 October 24, 2011
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Leak the Lizard

When a male has to urinate. Usually said in a casual manner. Same as saying "Excuse me folks, but I need to urinate."
Frank: "Oh dude, hold on, I gotta leak the lizard."

Mitch: "K, I'll go wait in the car."
by Koolguy_GT500 March 17, 2010
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In a beef lizard

in short, translated means: "In a little while"

"In a" - your bog standard meaning of In A. it could mean in a box but not in this case... it means "In A (insert time phrase here)"

"beef" - beef meaning roast, raost rhyming with toast, toast you have with jam, jam is made from strawberries and they contain straws. straws are a tube, tubes are like london. london is the capital. capital is money. i have £4. this is little.

"Lizard." - in greek Sauros. similar to sauron from lord of the rings. there is a race called orcs. ORCS contains almost all the letters in the name OSCAR. oscar wilde. wilde sound like while - D.
tom: when you out G?

JD:In a beef lizard! chill out man, i can't be doing 200 things at once if you know what i'm saying!

tom: Aight man cool!
by ducky2307 November 22, 2006
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Prominent Lizard

One who walks the public streets dressed in a Lizard costume.
by SingMyOwn January 03, 2009
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