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too gay to lift

if someone is too gay to lift, it means they are too gay to be able to lift anything.
guy 1: I'm too gay to lift!
guy 2: Horray. Me too.
by minihoot December 13, 2024
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Benghazi Butt Lift

A poorly done or aesthetically unpleasant, especially disproportionate, plastic surgery procedure for a woman's hips, butt, and/or thighs. Especially a poorly done or aesthetically unpleasant Brazilian butt lift. Phrase coined by Donny Rickles Jr.
Half the women on South Beach look like Picasso did their Benghazi butt lifts and Jello will see them in court!
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Brazilian dick lift

The painfully but highly arouseing sex move were the man or dominant person will use a fork lift. They then will ram the fork on the fork lift into the less dominant person ass until there ass is bloody and torn.
Me and John will be doing the Brazilian dick lift
by John_lemon71 July 23, 2025
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Bowling Green Butt Lift

When you put a device in your ass, connect an air compressor, and pump your butt cheeks up with air. The air will makes it look like a BBL, without the surgery, and for must cheaper
Did you see Ashley? I heard she got a Bowling Green Butt Lift (BGBL) the other day at Trevor’s party, and none of her pants fit anymore!
by Justin Sendito December 25, 2025
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Liftocracy

A form of Government where whoever can lift the most weight gets full executive, legislative and judicial oversight. Liftocratic Government may change hands to whom-so-ever lifts more than the current reigning Alpha. Liftocracy in a literal sense therefore may be regarded as the strongest form of government ever devised.
Bro 1: Democracy is cringe and gay
Bro 2: I know dude, it's too weak, we need strong governance
Bro 1: We NEED liftocracy
by AlphaChadAlpha January 17, 2022
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Schizo Lifter

A based Lifter that has crossed the line of lifting safely for health and lifts to fight the demonic entities that plague his every waking moment. Is also usually wanted by the federal government.
Did you see that Schizo Lifter at the gym?

Yeah, last I heard he was telepathically communicating with esoteric beings from the 7th dimension while maxing out in bench press.
by Schizo_lifter93 November 23, 2021
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