by Arlight May 26, 2021
Get the Tres Leches mug.a small town in Citrus County Florida, where obnoxious rednecks and white supremacy reigns . Sister town to Crystal River (home of the abandoned circus tent of a mall) and Inverness (Where Elvis came for 2 minutes and then left and never returned). We don't have much to brag about. But at least we have a walmart and a mcdonalds now.
"I went to Lecanto last week and came back with 3 STDS and a tattoo of Mitt Romney on my ass cheeks."
by cantwakeupWAKEMEUPINSIDE August 10, 2016
Get the lecanto mug.To flop out your penis at any point while being around a member of the opposite sex, in a poor attempt to make advances on them in the hopes of hooking up. More effective if done while alone in a car with the opposite sex. Most un-smooth move a guy can possibly make on a girl.
"He was trying to pick her up, so he decided he'd pull a leckie on her, only to see her get out of the car as quickly as she could."
by g-dizz January 30, 2009
Get the [pull a leckie] mug.When you think you've avoided a lengthy reprimand by changing the subject, only to find yourself back in the crosshairs a few minutes later.
"My wife was about to drill me again about screwing up the laundry, when I deftly sidestepped it by blaming our daughter. But she nailed me with a heat-seeking lecture a minute later."
by Calgary Slim January 14, 2009
Get the Heat-seeking lecture mug.lechyna: (noun) female lechers (members of ilechoo.com). a pun eluding to the female "vagina." Copyright Peakhead 2006.
by ilechoo May 22, 2006
Get the lechyna mug.The combination of Lechner & pantz, the letter "s" is never used on the end of Lechnerpantz, symbolizing the bitchell-ness that comes with the term. Usually used at the end of the name Lauren, and sometimes substituted in slang, Lechnapantz.
"Hey Lauren Lechnerpantz"
"YO LECHNERPANTZ!"
"Lechnapantz is so bitchell"
"Last night, Lechnerpantz sucked my scrotum"
"YO LECHNERPANTZ!"
"Lechnapantz is so bitchell"
"Last night, Lechnerpantz sucked my scrotum"
by cheetosareorange May 10, 2009
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