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to tie your hands to the ceiling fan and turn the fan on high blast so you spin fast
hey bro no homo but can we do the laurie? my girlfriend doesnt want to help
by Steven Hawking School of Dance February 4, 2020
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dirty laurie

A dirty when a girl named Laurie fingers your ass with her nose and gives you a hand job while she is getting fucked by a vibrator
You: bro, yesterday Laurie gave me a dirty Laurie
Your friend:damn I wish I had one
by Naruto is my dad September 13, 2021
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Dirty Laurie

The act of falsely accusing someone (usually a spouse) of demostic or sexual violence in order to recieve benefits such as money or especially attention.
Damn did you hear about Daniel? His methhead cunt of an ex Karen pulled a Dirty Laurie on him.
by LetTheBodiesHitTheFloor October 16, 2021
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Ja’Launi

Indian Translation: New Moon

Ja’Launi is the sweetest, most down to earth person you will ever meet. Often speaks in riddles, he will swoon you with his sexy baritone voice. He has beautiful luscious locs and a full grown beard that will make every woman, man, and child turn their head. An impeccable smile with a hearty and stoic demeanor, Ja’Launi’s are scary looking at first but are total teddy bears once they finally open up. They have been through a hell of a lot which is why they seem closed off, so don’t pry! Just be cool and he’ll tell you what you really want to know… eventually. Ja’Launi’s are absolute FREAKS in bed. From the top to the bottom and all in between, if Ja’Launi is about you, he will appreciate your body in every way imaginable. A kind, sweet, down to earth man. If you have a Ja’Launi be careful! A sista might try and steal him away from you… or a brotha!
Girl 1: Who is that?
Girl 2: Girl that’s Ja’Launi.
Girl 1: His hair is sooo pretty!
Girl 2: Let’s go talk to him!
by senseimama November 23, 2021
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human laundering

Mistakenly used instead of human trafficking.

‘Trafficking in persons’ shall mean the recruitment, transportation, transfer, harbouring or receipt of persons, by means of the threat or use of force or other forms of coercion, of abduction, of fraud, of deception, of the abuse of power or of a position of vulnerability or of the giving or receiving of payments or benefits to achieve the consent of a person having control over another person, for the purpose of exploitation.
The cartels have been conducting human laundering.

Human laundering....isn't that like money trafficking?
by Racialthatsnotmyname July 10, 2022
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Ore Laundering

In Minecraft, Ore Laundering involves concealing the true source of ores obtained illegitimately. Money laundering in the real world involves making illegally acquired money appear as if it was earned legitimately. The first step in Ore Laundering involves cheating or using other illegitimate methods to obtain ores. It is possible to disguise the true origin of ores by mixing them with others or claiming they were discovered later. The launderer can also profit from their non-legitimate gains by selling or trading the laundered ores. In addition to undermining the integrity of the game, ores laundering provides the launderer with an unfair advantage over others who have earned their ores legitimately. To maintain the fairness of the game, some servers or realms encourage Minecraft players to report suspected cases of ores laundering to game administrators.
I have to hide my illegitimate ore's I got by using /give from my friends so they don't roast me for being lazy.

I better get to Ore Laundering quick before they find out...
by SailorNeptune45 March 4, 2023
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Dirty Laurie

When a cute blond kid gets gang raped in an alleyway by his parents and best friend; his best friend makes him suck his cock while his mother rides him and his father fucks him and cums in his ass and the cute boy cums in his mother making her pregnant.
Yeah man I had a dirty laurie last night
by Hehdhdjdjs sndjwland May 5, 2023
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