Looser laps

To drive around a a mall, park or any place where people gather in a search for females or just trying to look cool, usually with speakers on blast with several people in the car.

Look at those dumbasses doing looser laps it is like there third trip!

by Kyle and kenny August 17, 2008

Lap Dizzle

A lap dance.

"Yo girl get ova' here, I want a lap dizzle!"

by Hmbsm21 May 30, 2009

fart laps

The time between who smelled it and who dealt it.

-"when I finally noticed the fart laps was over, my nose was on fire and I was starting to cry."

by Em143 June 9, 2014

lap seizure

An orgasm that causes whole-body, toe-curling, screaming, and convulsions similar to a Grand Mal seizure.

Instead of calling 911, my boyfriend should have kept riding my dick until the lap seizure passed. He might of had one, too!

by jeffstick February 13, 2012

stoner's lap

One who is high and has everything they carry with them on their lap and do not remember how it got there. Coming to realization, that everything is piled on their lap.

Guy 1: "dude why do I have so much shit on my lap?"
Guy 2: "dude, you have stoner's lap!"

by rayemy June 21, 2009

lap clap

When you have a phone or IPad in one hand and applause is required. You slap your lap or leg with your free hand to simulate applause. Lap Clap

I had my phone in my left hand so I slapped my lap with my right hand to applaud when Bill received his award. Lap claps come in handy.

by MontanaBill May 27, 2013

Lap Slug

A giant, fat, big-assed, hairy cat who lounges on your lap and is very difficult to remove from said lap.

I gave that Lap Slug a solid nudge. She barely stirred, but voiced extreme annoyance at the interruption to her peaceful nap. That "solid nudge" progressed to a solid push, but that Lap Slug wasn't moving come Hell or high water.

by VieuxScott May 5, 2010