lagosaurus

an all knowing greek boy who thinks that he is the last dinosaur alive and lives in a jungle amongst primates.

Its a bird, its a plane, ITS A LAGOSAURUS! Where is my shot gun?

by Crystal McNeely December 1, 2006

Lagoon Monster

a trick used to scare young children, preferably while in water

Lagoon Monster- "Im the Lagoon Monster, ABOO-BOO-BOO-BOO-BOO-BOO"
child- "your not scary"
Lagoon monster- "Your parents dont love you"

by Pete DeFilippo August 6, 2007

lagoon mice

A term used to delicately describe flushed tampons that show up in rural sewage lagoons. Once they float to the top of the lagoon they are white, fuzzy, and have tails.

Matt: What are all those white fuzzy things with strings?
Dan: Um...gross.
Kurt: Those are lagoon mice. Get back to work.

by Dan Sayer July 24, 2008

Landon Spit

Really stringy spit that you can't spit out no matter how hard you try.

Dude, I can't get this Landon Spit to come off my lips!!!

by Brt241 October 9, 2011

landon

landon has bad ADHD, he talks really really fast and stands rlly close to your face when you talk to him. Landon has pretty good advice and is really funny. he has a big house and a loft. landon is one interesting person

omg landon is so cute wtf

by Landonmoutray June 11, 2019

Landon Buerge

One sexy mother fucker

Have you seen Landon Buerge, if you do you will cum!

by Bandon Luerge October 21, 2019

Landon

Landon is a smart, short, caring, and athletics red head who is full of energy and most of the time never knows what is going on. He is fun and loves to run. He will light up your day with just a smile. He thinks his population, but people hate to be rude. Landon's are crazy but the best thing ever to have in your life!

Landon lights my day with just a smile!

by RunnnerSwimmmer<3 January 27, 2023