Lunch duck

a very lucky situation either in the past or presently happening

Jen has a pool, she's such a lunch duck!

by Michaelad May 22, 2010

Lunch with elephants

A meal shared by two grown men. Each covers their cock (trunk) with food while the other licks it off. Best with two different sticky foods licked off simultaneously. Dessert is guaranteed.

Mike: Hey, wanna have lunch with elephants today?

Ty: Sure, you bring the hummus and I'll bring the guacamole.

Mike: You're on!

by jerseyboy44 June 1, 2010

lunch rush minute

The modicum of time--approx. 60 seconds (depending on the capacity of the lunchroom)--one must rush into the lunch line before it starts looking like the line to the bathroom after lunch.

Charles: Hey, Jim, you being chased?
Jim: Not now, Chuck, it's the lunch rush minute! Gotta get to the line before the juniors cut in front!
Charles: Don't bother, it's just turkey sloppy joes. And it seems to be coming out the same way it came in.

by TheOkami1113 October 17, 2011

lunch table loner

Someone who eats alone at lunch, usually one of racist or hateful ideologies

that dude is a lunch table loner, he despises black people

by alqudsi117 September 14, 2017

Lunch meat

A person on the street that could easily get robbed for their money or Jewerly.

"...With the shines on niggaz be looking like lunch meat"-50 cent I'll whip your head boy

by mista major November 5, 2010

lunch box

1. Lit for hours. Burnin copious amounts of ill.
2. A small area sealed from fresh air while burnin (smoking).

"Damn young, that ill had me. I'm on lunch box!!"

"Son, stall that ill. Let's creep on lunch box."

by Cheaa April 18, 2006

lunch lady

Lunch ladies are those females or males who graduate from Lunch Lady Academy (LLA) and frequently uses lunch lady crossing, similar to deer crossing. They're commonly in a bad mood, and to them you MUST NEVER SAY these words, "Oh no, take it back," or the unspeakable will occur. They can fly and serve, while wearing "lunch vest." You may use this to describe one who is being shitty. They can also be supernatural beings similar to vampires and werewolves.

Dude, could you be anymore of a lunch lady, right now???

I said to that freaking lunch lady, "OH NO, TAKE IT BACK!" and she launched herself over the counter and did the unspeakable.

by TheNativez April 21, 2007