by bratha September 28, 2005
Get the lobster mug.A sexual position that involves two guys and a girl. The girl leans back and one guy eats her out while the other guy gets a blowjob from the girl.
Girl 1 - "So what did you do last night?"
Girl 2 - "Oh I had Seth and Shaun over and we did the hairy lobster!"
Girl 2 - "Oh I had Seth and Shaun over and we did the hairy lobster!"
by Malleable February 9, 2008
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The act of sticking the index and pointer fingers in a woman's vagina while placing the thumb in the anus and clamping together, as to resemble a lobster's claw.
by markadillicus January 30, 2005
Get the lobster claw mug.1.Dude i didnt flush come look at this chocolate lobster tail.
2.Wow I feel so much better, musta laid a 5 pound chocolate lobster tail in there
2.Wow I feel so much better, musta laid a 5 pound chocolate lobster tail in there
by dustinwayne June 18, 2007
Get the chocolate lobster tail mug.Latin name: "lobsturgeonus ridiculux"
A bizarre genealogical cross between the common lobster and the sturgeon. Experts have speculated that the cross-breeding occurred during the ice age, when various species found it difficult to identify their own. A similar example being the polar bear; a cross-breed between the brown bear and an iceberg that ocurred in the same period.
The eggs of lobsturgeon may be edible, like that of more common sturgae, but on occasion these eggs can hatch inside a human body and cause innumerable sores of the stomach lining due to the constant pressure from tiny pincers.
A bizarre genealogical cross between the common lobster and the sturgeon. Experts have speculated that the cross-breeding occurred during the ice age, when various species found it difficult to identify their own. A similar example being the polar bear; a cross-breed between the brown bear and an iceberg that ocurred in the same period.
The eggs of lobsturgeon may be edible, like that of more common sturgae, but on occasion these eggs can hatch inside a human body and cause innumerable sores of the stomach lining due to the constant pressure from tiny pincers.
by Jamie Hindhaugh June 11, 2006
Get the lobsturgeon mug.Lobster drunkenness is being in a state of intoxication perpetrated by someone who is attempting to sleep with the lobsteree. There are to roles here, the lobsterer (the person buying the drinks) and the lobsteree (the person who is the object of the alcoholic seduction).
"Looks like she is trying to get him Lobster Drunk tonight!"
"All you need to do is get him Lobster Drunk, and then maybe, just maybe, you might get lucky"
"All you need to do is get him Lobster Drunk, and then maybe, just maybe, you might get lucky"
by Nicho December 14, 2008
Get the Lobster Drunk mug.When a person with a deformed hand, preferably with 2 pairs of fingers stuck together, Ring finger and pinky finger, and Index fingerand Middle finger. inserting the pairs of fingers into the vagina and ass of a woman. giving it the Lobster like claw Shocker.
by Maul564 March 23, 2007
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