looking ass

looking ass is a nosey ass bitch who always be up in your business.

O looking ass bitch, need to mind her own business.

by Gotsisthetruth August 28, 2015

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Fruit looping

After a bad night of sex with your girl, make her a bowl of fruit loops. Instead of filling the whole bowl with milk, fill half of it with skeet. Then sit and watch her, while laughing.

Dude, she gave me the worst sex tonight, so tomorrow I'm totally fruit looping the bitch.

by tucancum August 23, 2007

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looking

used often in video games to add at the end of their name when in search for a clan.

name:"SuperSniper *Looking*"

by TAB107 December 6, 2006

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Looping

When you collect the bottle tops of your drinks from the night before, so that you can be sure of how much you drank.

Friend 1: Dude, why do you have so many bottle tops in your pocket?
Friend 2: Oh, I'm looping so that I'll know how much I've had.

by brooksyKID August 25, 2013

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Fruit Looping

When two dudes touch assholes.

I totally caught Paul and Steve fruit looping last night. It was weird.

by Fruitlooper March 1, 2011

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Looking Busy, Feeling Productive

What most incompetent, ineffective, or unethical workers do every day to remain on the payroll, or to avoid being fired.

Gullible bosses mistake busyness and long hours for productivity or good work ethics, because their staff are always looking busy, feeling productive all the time.

by MathPlus January 13, 2019

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lorting, lort, lorty
To lie down for a while and drift in and out of sleep. To relax in comfortable furniture. A highly anticipated rest or nap.
A lazy or unmotivated person. Useless lounger.
Feeling compelled to lie down in a comfortable place, or a very comfortable piece of furniture.
A reverent word for lounging.

I can't wait to get home and lort for a while.
Sam is such a lort, I tried to call him bt he won't get off the couch to play ball.
I wanted to come meet you guys but I was lorting super hard.
Check out that super lorty looking couch, I could lay there for a while. Ahh lorting.

by Kevymac311 September 18, 2007

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